lamar jackson threw for over 400 yards, stepping on all that "he's not a pocket passer" noise...on a night when no one cares.

that the ravens have something like 15 guys on injured reserve and don't exactly have a great receiving corps as is?

now go to your chapter meeting and play solitaire.
iota man, that truck ain't gonna load itself. i got a package i'm waiting on today and we can talk about it when you drop it off.
you been an iota too long to not be able to take a joke, man. you spent months taking Ls late at night for the privilege of getting clowned by me and everyone who isn't an iota. which is to say, by everyone.

i can do this all day.
you greek? did they give you a passport? LOLOLOLOL.

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11 Oct
urban may go down as the worst, but it won't be spurrier he overtakes. there have been worse than spurrier.
okay, but i get his point. spurrier was a better college coach than petrino, and then was a bad pro coach. the first part gets us here. but you could argue bud wilkinson was a better college coach than spurrier *and* worse pro coach.
so i've never heard the particulars of that season, just that it was terrible. this...oh my.
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10 Oct
i don't get into the gambles, but titans (-4.5) seems like the easiest money in the world.
unless you think the jags are about to rally around urb or something.
i get that, but i've never seen a football game that looked like a 1-2-3-cancun classic like this.

yes, 1-2-3-cancun in week 5!
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9 Oct
i have no idea why the cbs crew is trying to start a qb controversy at georgia. fire kirby the next day if he doesn't go back to daniels.
when you're trying to win a title, you don't go with the low-ceiling guy if it's at all close.
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14 Sep
it's probably georgia right now. i've got lsu as a better job than texas, bama and usc, tho. bama is an awful job, despite how much a coach *can* win there.
by that metric, we'd have called miami the best job from '83-01. yet there were reasons every coach before coker left on his own, three with stacked rosters.
to me, the best jobs are the ones that give you a real chance to win championships, but also some realism about the years where you don't. and if you can do it without having to travel too much in recruiting? big win.
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13 Sep
just pay the percentage and get an agent, man.
there's a lot of sh t i can do myself that i'm too damn busy to do. and clearly, lamar's too damn busy to do all this.
this is what i'm saying. i can't think of a reason why he and his mother doing negotiations themselves is a good idea at this point.
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in other news, stop retweeting the people you hate. seriously. took me a while to learn that, but we're all better when we don't do that.
exactly. people sending things that are the opposite of why anyone follows them. not that you should serve your twitter followers, per se, but i think you get my point.
there was a time i did it because i felt people who agreed with those folks silently needed to hear the truth, and i used the dummies as a tool to do that. not much silent anything anymore. the utility of that is gone.
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