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Tom McKay, the Owner of Ozy

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13 Oct, 4 tweets, 1 min read

Glenn are you sure you're a lawyer

there is virtually nothing more broad than the investigatory powers of congress and the legal distinction of intent he is claiming exists here ("to make/amend new laws") is pure gibberish

I look forward to Glenn's constitutional amendment

someone replied "google 'in aid of its legislative function'" which is very funny because that is the blank check clause that gives congress the power to investigate virtually anything

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Please Help Us Figure Out What the Hell This 'Cucks' Device for MAGA-Lovers Actually Is gizmodo.com/please-help-us…

big mistake not calling it the Cuck Box in the headline

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raving sociopath

in before glenn tries to get me fired again

I see that Glenn, not the human being who was literally tortured in prison for years, is the victim here.

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31 Aug

I am announcing a forever war on Crime. that's right fellas. Crime is illegal now

here's to clarify because i got a few questions: Crime is now Crime

and i find it kind of funny
i find it kind of sad
the dreams in which im Criming
are the best ive ever banned

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Tom McKay, the Owner of Ozy

@thetomzone

31 Aug

still wishing i had been able to finish the improvised John Carpenter's The Thing DND campaign i DMed half a decade ago

https://twitter.com/icecreammanray/status/1432760430976503812

i forget how this worked, but i think there was a system wherein players could become Things without knowing (until they "Thing Out"), or if I decided they needed to be aware they were the Thing, I'd pull every player aside separately before a session

https://twitter.com/icecreammanray/status/1432760430976503812

found the old doc, it was set on a fishing ship slash research vessel. i had a system where i calculated how many surviving crew were left and translated deaths to biomass available for Things.

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Tom McKay, the Owner of Ozy

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31 Jul

if the novel coronavirus was a guy I'd beat him up. I have no shame in saying that. well actually he's probably really strong so I'd likely just glare at him but the spirit is the same

maybe if I had like a glass bottle and caught the novel coronavirus off guard, but there's still the possibility of it pretending not to see me until the moment I strike

I guess what I'm trying to say is we need to get the novel coronavirus wasted and then lure it into a wine cellar to wall it up

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