Who wants facts? 

I know we aren’t looking at the numbers but… I looked at the numbers.

I did this 😵‍💫

Then I moved on.

Let’s talk ♥️
VAX TO THE MAX

Australia: 17,246,482
ACT: 336,210
NSW: 6,000,795
NT: 132,077
QLD: 2,934,484
SA: 1,073,889
TAS: 360,358
VIC: 4,712,674
WA: 1,517,317

Total doses: 31,679,382
Daily increase: 320,773
Last 7 days doses: 2,036,952
97% of over 70s have had a first dose.
83.90% have received a second dose.

92.44% of over 50s have had a first dose
78.23% have received a second dose.
Full vax leaderboard
Australia: 65.4% (+0.99%)

NSW: 77.8% (+1.22%)
ACT: 77.0% (+1.08%)
TAS: 66.8% (+0.71%)
VIC: 62.6% (+1.16%)
NT: 57.8% (+0.55%)
SA: 56.9% (+0.67%)
QLD: 54.8% (+0.36%)
WA: 53.9% (+0.72%)
First dose leaderboard

Australia: 83.6% (+0.39%)

ACT: 97.7% (+0.22%)
NSW: 91.4% (+0.29%)
VIC: 87.1% (+0.45%)
TAS: 81.9% (+0.57%)
SA: 74.6% (+0.55%)
WA: 71.7% (+0.54%)
QLD: 71.4% (+0.67%)
NT: 69.3% (+0.39%)

(Leaderboards via @juliette_io) 😊
Young humans
(12-15 one dose)
Australia: 55.49%

ACT: 91.14%
NSW: 72.11%
VIC: 68.45%
NT: 38.48%
QLD: 36.04%
TAS: 32.29%
SA: 30.45%
WA: 29.65%

(Holy wow ACT!)
Queen Victoria 👑

2297 cases
20,505 active cases

706 in hospital ( ⬆️ 1 on yday)
147 in ICU (⬆️ 5 on yday)
100 on ventilators (⬆️ 8 on yday)
11 people have died aged from their 50s to 80s.

46% of our cases today are under the age of 30.

Miss Rona Tour 2021:
There were:
693 cases in the north
633 cases in the west
650 cases in the south-east
144 cases in the east

From 11.59pm tonight our friend in the ACT go from a Red Zone to an Orange Zone!
No more 14 days iso when you return just test and iso until negative.
Ok the cases today 😵‍💫
Just when we thought we were coming down - we went up.
The political people say it won’t stop us opening up and we are sticking to the plan. This is the first time we’ve been over 2000 and is the highest daily case number recorded in the country 🥴
Coming off the low numbers we’ve had though - our weekly average still remains within the not fashion but health modelling.

Annnd mandatory vaxx for authorised workers kicks in tomorrow!
NSW..

406 new cases
121 linked
285 mystery

711 in hospital (⬇️ 5 on yday)
143 in ICU (⬇️ 7 on yday )
75on ventilators (⬇️ 1 on yday)
Six people have died
Sunday Funday is looking likely for you - that’s the day you’re expected to reach 80% double dose. It won’t be too fun though really - because freedoms won’t come until the Monday.
Do you like vouchers? I do.
The political people are giving two $25 vouchers to everyone over 18. They can be used for dining or cinemas, theatres, museums etc. So if you’re single and ready to mingle line up a date and get going!
ACT aka Ken Behrens

46 cases
30 locked
30 linked
492 cases total

16 in hospital
6 in ICU
5 on ventilators
One person has died from Calvary Haydon aged care.
The health people say they’ve worked out how Delta not Goodrem got into the nursing home - it was resident who may have gone out to a hospital or to an appointment.

The political people are also warning that lockdown will end tomorrow - but everyone needs to remain VIGILANT!
ACROSS THE DITCH

71 cases
30 locked
43 linked
Auckland: 1736
Wellington:17

33 in hospital
5 in ICU

Auckland:
1st doses: (87%)
2nd doses: (66%)

Vaccines (total): 6,044,813
1st doses: 3,496,757
2nd doses: 2,548,056
QLD/TAS/NT/WA/SA

All in the no new cases club.

More on them ⬇️
WEST WALKERS
Ok sis. We know you’ve been living the life but the political say when nation wide rona tour begins- life will be different.
Major events could be capped and mask requirements could be introduced.

As for borders - they won’t open until 80-90% of people are jabbed.
TASSIE
Security is on the up in the HQ bin after a man decided to do a Houdini.

38 primary close contacts have been found and 16 casual contacts.
Jane’s weather: 👱🏼‍♀️ ☀️

Brisbane: morning ⛈ then ☀️, 29
Sydney: mostly dry, chance 🌦/⛈, 23
Canberra: lots of 🌦, risk ⛈, 14
Melbourne: 🌦 developing by arvo, steady 🌧 at night, 16
Annnnd more @JaneBunn

Hobart: 🌧, risk heavy ⛈, 18
Adelaide: 🌧 clears early morn to just the odd 🌦, lots ☀️, 18
Perth: lots ☀️, a hot 32
Darwin: slight risk 🌦/⛈, 34
Aeroplane Jelly was invented by tram driver Bert Appleroth in his bathtub. He sold jelly crystals along his Sydney tram route. As for the ads with the aeroplane jelly song? They were performed live by 3 year old Jennifer Paykel who was taken to the studio three tikes a week.

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16 Oct
Who wants facts? 

It’s Saturday = fast facts!

Let’s talk ♥️
VAX TO THE MAX:

Australia: 17,404,811
ACT: 334,932
NSW: 6,034,376
NT: 134,021
QLD: 2,963,866
SA: 1,089,192
TAS: 365,123
VIC: 4,761,320
WA: 1,540,356

Total doses: 32,296,435
Daily increase: 301,694
Last 7 days doses: 1,992,085
97.34% of over 70s have had a first dose.
84.89% have received a second dose.

92.90% of over 50s have had a first dose
79.45% have received a second dose.
Read 19 tweets
15 Oct
Who wants facts? 

Besties. We made it. FRIDAY

What a time!

Let’s do this and get to the weekend.

Let’s talk ♥️
Australia: 17,246,482
ACT: 336,210
NSW: 6,000,795
NT: 132,077
QLD: 2,934,484
SA: 1,073,889
TAS: 360,358
VIC: 4,712,674
WA: 1,517,317

Total doses: 31,679,382
Daily increase: 320,773
Last 7 days doses: 2,036,952
97.18 % of over 70s have had a first dose.
84.43% have received a second dose.

92.68% of over 50s have had a first dose
78.87% have received a second dose.
Read 22 tweets
13 Oct
Who wants facts? 

I’m dragging my body over the finish line of this year.

The year has felt like a decade!!

Just me or???

Let’s talk ♥️
VAX TO THE MAX:

Australia: 17,165,726
ACT: 335,436
NSW: 5,981,468
NT: 131,335
QLD: 2,919,610
SA: 1,065,920
TAS: 357,870
VIC: 4,688,098
WA: 1,505,834

Total doses: 31,358,609
Daily increase: 338,127
Last 7 days doses: 2,052,738
96.81% of over 70s have had a first dose.
83.36% have received a second dose.

92.20% of over 50s have had a first dose
77.59% have received a second dose.
Read 19 tweets
12 Oct
Who wants facts? 

I don’t know if this is good or bad - but there are 11 weeks left in this year.

We are nearing the end and nearing our vax targets.

Victoria - we got this. Not long!

Let’s talk ♥️
VAX TO THE MAX:

Australia: 17,078,268
ACT: 334,425
NSW: 5,959,853
NT: 130,840
QLD: 2,903,044
SA: 1,057,835
TAS: 355,534
VIC: 4,662,250
WA: 1,494,538

Total doses: 31,020,482
Daily increase: 313,635
Last 7 days doses: 2,065,467
96.61% of over 70s have had a first dose.
82.20% have received a second dose.

91.94% of over 50s have had a first dose
76.91% have received a second dose.
Read 20 tweets
11 Oct
Who wants facts? 

NSW- us Victorians are really happy for you.

We can’t express it just yet though.

We’re smiling…on the inside.

Let’s talk ♥️
VAX TO THE MAX:

Australia: 16,995,261
ACT: 333,508
NSW: 5,938,082
NT: 130,492
QLD: 2,887,560
SA: 1,049,980
TAS: 353,652
VIC: 4,638,669
WA: 1,483,118

Total doses: 30,706,847
Daily increase: 166,090
Last 7 days doses: 1,937,574
96.44% of over 70s have had a first dose.
82.31% have received a second dose.

91.70% of over 50s have had a first dose
76.29% have received a second dose.
Read 23 tweets
7 Oct
Who wants facts? 

NSW is opening up soon as they hit vax targets.

Victoria is searching for their peak.

How’s everyone feeling?
Hang in there.

Let’s talk ♥️
VAX TO THE MAX:

Australia: 16,698,532
ACT: 328,130
NSW: 5,870,574
NT: 128,965
QLD: 2,828,531
SA: 1,023,129
TAS: 347,489
VIC: 4,549,452
WA: 1,444,361

Total doses: 29,642,430
Daily increase: 336,559
Last 7 days doses: 1,891,929
95.84% of over 70s have had a first dose.
81.01% have received a second dose.

90.89% of over 50s have had a first dose
74.50% have received a second dose.
Read 21 tweets

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