706 in hospital ( ⬆️ 1 on yday)
147 in ICU (⬆️ 5 on yday)
100 on ventilators (⬆️ 8 on yday)
11 people have died aged from their 50s to 80s.
46% of our cases today are under the age of 30.
Miss Rona Tour 2021:
There were:
693 cases in the north
633 cases in the west
650 cases in the south-east
144 cases in the east
From 11.59pm tonight our friend in the ACT go from a Red Zone to an Orange Zone!
No more 14 days iso when you return just test and iso until negative.
Ok the cases today 😵💫
Just when we thought we were coming down - we went up.
The political people say it won’t stop us opening up and we are sticking to the plan. This is the first time we’ve been over 2000 and is the highest daily case number recorded in the country 🥴
Coming off the low numbers we’ve had though - our weekly average still remains within the not fashion but health modelling.
Annnd mandatory vaxx for authorised workers kicks in tomorrow!
NSW..
406 new cases
121 linked
285 mystery
711 in hospital (⬇️ 5 on yday)
143 in ICU (⬇️ 7 on yday )
75on ventilators (⬇️ 1 on yday)
Six people have died
Sunday Funday is looking likely for you - that’s the day you’re expected to reach 80% double dose. It won’t be too fun though really - because freedoms won’t come until the Monday.
Do you like vouchers? I do.
The political people are giving two $25 vouchers to everyone over 18. They can be used for dining or cinemas, theatres, museums etc. So if you’re single and ready to mingle line up a date and get going!
ACT aka Ken Behrens
46 cases
30 locked
30 linked
492 cases total
16 in hospital
6 in ICU
5 on ventilators
One person has died from Calvary Haydon aged care.
The health people say they’ve worked out how Delta not Goodrem got into the nursing home - it was resident who may have gone out to a hospital or to an appointment.
The political people are also warning that lockdown will end tomorrow - but everyone needs to remain VIGILANT!
WEST WALKERS
Ok sis. We know you’ve been living the life but the political say when nation wide rona tour begins- life will be different.
Major events could be capped and mask requirements could be introduced.
As for borders - they won’t open until 80-90% of people are jabbed.
TASSIE
Security is on the up in the HQ bin after a man decided to do a Houdini.
38 primary close contacts have been found and 16 casual contacts.
Jane’s weather: 👱🏼♀️ ☀️
Brisbane: morning ⛈ then ☀️, 29
Sydney: mostly dry, chance 🌦/⛈, 23
Canberra: lots of 🌦, risk ⛈, 14
Melbourne: 🌦 developing by arvo, steady 🌧 at night, 16
Hobart: 🌧, risk heavy ⛈, 18
Adelaide: 🌧 clears early morn to just the odd 🌦, lots ☀️, 18
Perth: lots ☀️, a hot 32
Darwin: slight risk 🌦/⛈, 34
Aeroplane Jelly was invented by tram driver Bert Appleroth in his bathtub. He sold jelly crystals along his Sydney tram route. As for the ads with the aeroplane jelly song? They were performed live by 3 year old Jennifer Paykel who was taken to the studio three tikes a week.
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