Thread by @SharnelleVella

Who wants facts? 

NSW- us Victorians are really happy for you.

We can’t express it just yet though.

We’re smiling…on the inside.

Let’s talk ♥️

VAX TO THE MAX:

Australia: 16,995,261
ACT: 333,508
NSW: 5,938,082
NT: 130,492
QLD: 2,887,560
SA: 1,049,980
TAS: 353,652
VIC: 4,638,669
WA: 1,483,118

Total doses: 30,706,847
Daily increase: 166,090
Last 7 days doses: 1,937,574

96.44% of over 70s have had a first dose.
82.31% have received a second dose.

91.70% of over 50s have had a first dose
76.29% have received a second dose.

Full vax leaderboard
Australia: 62.4% (+0.49%)

NSW: 74.0% (+0.44%)
ACT: 73.6% (+0.74%)
TAS: 65.0% (+0.31%)
VIC: 59.3% (+0.68%)
NT: 56.5% (+0.12%)
SA: 55.0% (+0.29%)
QLD: 52.7% (+0.44%)
WA: 52.0% (+0.33%)

First dose leaderboard
Australia: 82.4% (+0.20%)

ACT: 96.9%(+0.22%)
NSW: 90.4%(+0.11%)
VIC: 85.8%(+0.25%)
TAS: 80.3%(+0.38%)
SA: 72.9%(+0.28%)
QLD: 70.2%(+0.65%)
WA: 70.1%(+0.24%)
NT: 68.5%(+0.06%)

(Leaderboards via @juliette_io) 😊

Young humans
(12-15 one dose)
Australia: 52.12%

ACT: 87.66%
NSW: 68.42%
NT: 35.08%
QLD: 33.64%
SA: 27.31%
TAS: 28.22%
VIC: 64.59%
WA: 27.45%

Queen Victoria 👑

1612 cases
19,012 active cases

677 in hospital (⬆️ 68 on yday)
133 in ICU (⬆️ 7 on yday)
94 on ventilators (⬆️ 6 on yday)
Eight people have died

Miss Rona Tour 2021:

Alright besties we are going well on the vax front and restrictions should start to ease when we hit 70% double dose - in 12 days.

The northern suburbs are doing a great job - the cases are coming down but they’re rising in the south east.

Did you want the Pfizer? What about moderna? Well if you’re over 60 you can now get those jabs at state hubs!

NSW..

496 new cases
136 linked
360 mystery

769 in hospital (⬇️ 25 on yday)
153 in ICU (⬇️ 6 on yday )
71 on ventilators (⬇️ 5 one yday)
Eight people have died

Oh you’re free! Freedom not Freedom Day is here! The political people want everyone to be patient as the state opens as there will no doubt be some teething issues. Cases are expected to rise so we need to be— thats right —- alert but not alarmed.

ACT aka Ken Behrens

32 cases
23 locked
25 linked
455 cases total

18 in hospital
7 in ICU
5 on ventilators

Even though your vax numbers ARE SO GREAT- the political people are really urging anyone dragging their feet to come forward and get vaxxed. Rules are set to ease on Friday and with NSW opening up - there are worries that some people still haven’t got their deltoids out.

SOUTHIES

Two new cases sis.

One is a truck driver the other is a mining worker.
The truckie is linked to a co-worker whose previously tested positive.
The mining worker is a woman who turned up at Adelaide airport last night on a flight from Victoria.

The health people are mad because the truck drivers didn’t use QR code’s to check in and it was messy working out where they’d been.

ACROSS THE DITCH

35 cases
28 locked
21 linked
Auckland: 1573
Wellington:17

33 in hospital
7 in ICU

Auckland:
1st doses: (87%)
2nd doses: (62%)

Vaccines (total): 5,832,277
1st doses: 3,447,494
2nd doses: 2,384,783

The political people are delaying the reopening of schools - they want to give more people a chance to get jabbed. They’re also holding the line when it comes to restrictions in Auckland for at least another week.

QLD/TAS/NT/WA

All in the no new cases club.

More on them ⬇️

QUEENIES
There’s been a close call..
A person…from NSW….who didn’t have a valid border pass…landed at Brissy airport - and tested positive.

The health people say there’s no risk to the public and you wanna guess where old mate is? Oh yeah. She’s in the HQ BIN.

WEAT WALKERS
The political people are worried about the vax rate lagging so they’re looking at more industries for vaccine mandates. They know it’s controversial but where the health advice says people should be vaxxed - they’re looking at it - specifically teachers.

Jane’s weather: 👱🏼‍♀️ ☀️

Lots of ☀️:
Canberra 15
Melbourne 21
Hobart 17
Adelaide 23
Darwin 34

Brisbane has 🌧 and risk of ⛈
20C with 20-35mm of rain

Sydney’s ☁️ but just light 🌦, 19

Perth’s ☁️ but dry, 18

@JaneBunn

The first espresso machine in Australia,according to the Massoni family,was installed by Rinaldo Massoni at Melbourne’s Café Florentino in 1928. A Massoni descendant says:Patrons were delighted as the machine hissed streams of aromatic coffee that they drank in copious amounts!

Apologies I was late tonight - there was a bit going on up at parli 😵‍💫