There's a place for rent in Brooklyn where the shower is IN THE KITCHEN. "No pets." streeteasy.com/building/18-sk…
Love how it's listed as a "feature." Like, of course everybody wants their shower in the eat-in kitchen, amirite?
If you click through to the link there's a nice video of this special place.
This is a lot nicer than the apartment I stayed in in Columbia, SC in 1993. I think that place was $265 a month. Awful shag carpets, anemic A/C, terrible kitchen. But at least it had a real bathroom.
I would totally have rented this apartment. $1290 a month must be a good deal. We need a lot more $1290 a month apartments, weird shower locations or not.

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INSANE NEW STAR WARS home just dropped on Zillow:
15BRs, 19BAs, ~21K sf, whole house Laser Tag, 6 miles from Walt Disney World. $11.5M; rentals help pay the mortgage.
Epic #FridayNightZillow thread starts NOW: zillow.com/homedetails/11…
This brand new megamansion is designed, I think, to be a perfect vacation joint for a BIG family reunion. I don't see a Luke Skywalker, but there is a Vader, droids, and a Rey. Up to 16 kids sleep in fun bunk rooms. Hmm. CC: @HamillHimself. #FridayNightZillow
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Looks like we might just get to do this debt limit road show again for the holidays.
I'm already preparing mentally for the Jan. 1 Paygo cliff, another short term debt cliff closer to the election, and so on and so forth.
If there is one thing Congress is really, really good at, it's punting right before a recess.
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Two pizzas. Same price. One has 19 toppings. Which would you choose?
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Mod Pizza also sells something called a “Pizza Salad.”
They allow nearly unlimited toppings including suicide dressing combos.
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This is the most popular one so far: ~3M impressions for the first tweet. 1/
This might be my favorite #FridayNightZillow.
A CRAZY pink theater room and an even crazier backstory:
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I think this is a *closet.*
Fun fact: This closet is commuting distance to Manhattan.
I'd constantly be opening up all the doors forgetting where I put stuff.
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There's a part of Mississippi where lots of the most expensive properties are just areas for killing stuff and the pics are of people posing with the dead animal heads. Not my scene, really.
Instead of touting, say, a nice pool or a range or a grotto, they tout the quality of the antlers and things like an on-site automated dead-deer processing facility.
I mean, the last picture in this listing is **literally just a bunch of deer heads in trash bags in the back of a pickup truck.**
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