i ran for 40 minutes straight!!! (and then 2m walking and 10min more running). thats the longest yet!!!! only 4 more runs left in the program (although i am pretty far from running 6 miles as i am v slow). i love these stupid badges smiling fat sweaty talia. 3.6 mil 473 cal 52:00 mini earned the 10k finalist badge!
at my current pace it will take 85 minutes of running straight to hit 6 miles. fml
fat and strönk
Also yes a member of the "you're so inspiring" brigade opened their mouth again. I straight up asked, this time, if she was saying it because I'm fat. She said "no, it's because you're working so hard!" Absolutely mortifying, drown me in a lake, you have stolen my joy

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