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Who at NBC was like "yeah, Frogger, the kids fking love Frogger. They play it all day and all they want now is to be *poignant pause* inside Frogger!"
There is no way real humans are watching these peacock originals. I've never heard of a single one of these.
'Two doctors team up to stop a third, evil, killer doctor' is a 30 Rock cutaway gag. How could this possibly exist?

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Boomers refusing to move on professionally and just slowly washing up to the top of every profession while becoming, in average, increasingly incapable of handling their accruing responsibilities exhausts me. The negative results are always exhaustingly predictable.
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defector.com/ozy-media-is-a…
This is so insane on-the-nose ridiculous I think it would get rejected from the writers room of Succession.
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