Thread by @QuinnyPig

I can’t wait to see how Apple fucks up the keyboard this time.

“Y’know that M1 we sold you that was amazing? Yeah, surprise jackass: it’s a piece of shit now.”

Now you get to figure out what chip you want in your laptop. Again.

They sure are talking a lot about how the processor works inside of the laptop I’m going to buy to shitpost on Twitter.

A lot of developers raving about video rendering performance; what about shitposting performance?!

New ports. MagSafe charging. Thicker. No touch bar. Good keyboard. All they had to do to make this innovative groundbreaking laptop is undo all of the changes they brought to the line in 2015.

Uh 5 pounds on the large laptop. Okay then.

“Having a wide range of ports can make life easier for pros.” NO SHIT, YOU THINK?

And it adds a notch to your laptop. Oh hell no.

If this is what happens when everyone’s remote then I want Apple employees back in the office again too.

I can only imagine what the top end of this thing is going to cost.

Starting at $1999, stopping at… it doesn’t stop.

And that’s it. Yes, Apple gets rave reviews for turning the clock back six years on their laptops and adding a notch to the screen.