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Oct 19, 2021 6 tweets 4 min read Read on X
When he owns/runs a vineyard and is very charming, but you find out later he willingly separated his twin daughters (that he had with a woman he married on a boat, whom he barely knew) at birth 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
Obligatory @lindsaylohan hand tag
Honestly #TeamMeredith @elaine4animals 🙌💯👑
If you love The Parent Trap + @elaine4animals - def subscribe to @saluteurskorts podcast for a DEEP dive on why we are TEAM MEREDITH w/ @cassidoo + @drguthals coming to your ears in a couple weeks 🎙🎧 We stan a strong female lead who loves @evianwater 🙌 anchor.fm/saluteyourskor…
Everyone pls stop commenting that the mom is to blame as well 😵‍💫 this is from Meredith's perspective. Obviously both parents shared responsibility here- calm down, y'all. There are so many other important things to get upset about than a Parent Trap tweet, truly.
Next thing ya know, y'all are gonna go off on me re: Chessy and Martin for not speaking up 🤣🤣 I can't with y'all. Twitter is wild.

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Nov 29, 2022
Love to catch up with old friends!! ❤️ It's so beautiful how technology connects us all!!! 💌🙏 ImageImageImageImage
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You guys, I think Jean is ghosting Mandrake now and I'm absolutely heartbroken 💔🍝
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Them: It's super easy, why don't you just--

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Saying "just" to someone with ADHD is like saying "calm down" to someone who is upset. Lisa Simpson sipping her co...
JUST call? JUST send an email? JUST follow up on that call from a referral?

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I know many of us have worked with/spoken at events with/collaborated with Diana. This is incredibly disappointing, messed up, and sad. I'm at a loss for words.
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I've been sending "Nope" to this guy since December 2018. A man DMing me, and me resp...Image
Stop telling me to build a bot for it. I'm good. I only build fun bots 🙃
Also bold of y'all to assume I have the time and energy to build a bot for 1 person who DMs me 🙃 y'all should see the rest of my trash DMs 🔥🗑️🚮
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May 22, 2021
The CDC recommends you stop DMing me to ask if I can teach your wife to code.
Especially since there are so many free resources online, my gender has nothing to do with my ability to teach her, and I don't have time so how about you do it, sir? 🙃
Also, does your wife even want to code? 🤨🧐 Maybe ask that important question to her first.
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Boy, are you a ZIP file? Cuz there's A LOT to unpack here.
Boy, are you a PDF? Cuz there are things I want to change about you, but it's honestly a process.
Boy, are you a .WAV file, cuz honestly I don't wanna hear it 🙄
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