A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.
The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.
He could not control his curiosity and asked,
"Do you always carry your TV remote with you? "
She replied " No,not always, but my husband refused to accompany me
shopping today because of football match, so I took the remote."
*Moral: Accompany and support your wife in her hobbies.....*
The story continues....
The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asked the cashier what he
was doing.
He said, "your husband has blocked your credit card........"
*MORAL: Always respect the hobbies of your husband.*
Story continues....
Wife took out her husband's credit card from purse and swiped it. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.
*Moral: Don't underestimate the power and wisdom of your WIFE..*
Story continues...
After swiping, the machine indicated, 'ENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE'.....
*Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him!*
Story continues....
She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse.
It was her husband's phone showing the forwarded SMS.
She had taken it with the remote control so he doesn't call her during her shopping.
She bought her items and returned home happily.
*Moral: Don't underestimate a desperate woman!*
Story continues....
On getting home, his car was gone.
A note was pasted on the door
"Couldn't find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. Will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need something".
Damn... He left with the house key too.
*Moral: Don't try to control your husband.
You will always lose😂

• • •

Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to force a refresh
 

Keep Current with chijiоke, Ph.D., Nuclear Engineering(Affidavit).

chijiоke, Ph.D., Nuclear Engineering(Affidavit). Profile picture

Stay in touch and get notified when new unrolls are available from this author!

Read all threads

This Thread may be Removed Anytime!

PDF

Twitter may remove this content at anytime! Save it as PDF for later use!

Try unrolling a thread yourself!

how to unroll video
  1. Follow @ThreadReaderApp to mention us!

  2. From a Twitter thread mention us with a keyword "unroll"
@threadreaderapp unroll

Practice here first or read more on our help page!

More from @Ekwulu

22 Oct
''The Crime Scene At The Heart Of Africa
A few days ago, it was the Wall Street Journal...now The Economist has published a blistering report on Nigeria with the above title. All global media are fed up with Africa's giant with feet of clay.
Here are snippets.
"...jihadism, organised crime and political violence have grown so intense and widespread that most of the country is sliding towards ungovernability. In the first nine months of 2021 almost 8,000 people were directly killed in various conflicts."
"Two factors help explain Nigeria’s increasing instability: a sick economy and a bumbling government."
"Economic troubles are compounded by a government that is inept and heavy-handed."
"When violence erupts, the government does nothing or cracks heads almost indiscriminately.
Read 5 tweets
22 Oct
A primary two teacher, Mrs Adebowale, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Uche, what's your problem?"
Uche answered, "I'm too smart for Primary two. My sister is in primary four and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in primary four too!"
Mrs Adebowale had enough. She took Uche to the principal's office.
While Uche waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Mrs Adebowale he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions
he was to go back to primary two and behave. She agreed.
Uche was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Uche: "9."
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Uche: "36."
And so it went with every question the principal
Read 8 tweets
21 Oct
Dr Akinwunmi Adesina’s Daughter, Joy Adesina Graduates From OAU Medical School With 9 Awards.
The real “Slay Queen”
Dr Joy Adesina, daughter of African development Bank president, Dr. Akinwunmi Adeshina has emerged as the top graduating student in Medicine at the Image
#ObafemiAwolowoUniversity (OAU), Nigeria. Her record-breaking and exceptional list of 9 top awards and 10 distinctions include the following –
AWARDS:
1. NIGERIA MEDICAL ASSOCIATION PRIZE: To the student with the best overall result in the M.B.Ch.B degree
examination
2. FACULTY PRIZE: For the candidate with the best overall Performance in the Faculty of Clinical Sciences.
3. OLANINGBE MAKANJUOLA MEMORIAL PRIZE: To the best student in Medicine and Medical Specialities in Part 111 MBChB degree examination.
4. DR. OLUYEMI O. BADERO
Read 9 tweets
20 Oct
''A friend told this story about a PTA meeting in a school in Port Harcourt. Some big ladies during the meeting raised an important issue -tuition fees.
No, they aren't complaining that it was too high especially with the way the economy is, the reverse was rather the case;
the tuition is now too low and easily affordable for everyone.😂 Yes. They said they are ashamed that everyone can now afford to put their kids in the school and they are not pleased with this.They brought their own wards there because they thought the school was supposed to be
an exclusive one for the wards of folks like them, not every Tom and Jerry with a few pennies.
Their solution?
Would the school be kind enough to up the fees by adding a couple of zeros more to the current tuition?😂
The lady who told the story, a doctor was just too stunned.
Read 5 tweets
13 Oct
A young man who decided to help someone from his village is currently crying for help.👇👇
''Please how do you recover a truck you gave someone on hire purchase in Port Harcourt and the person disappears with it? You don't know where the person lives, You only have his name,
phone number, the truck's registration number, chassis number, and engine number.
Please help! 🙏'' The story continues👇👇
''No guarantor, they didn't sign any agreement, just a verbal agreement.
They are from the same village so he felt he was helping a brother and didn't
consider all those processes necessary.
It turns out that the man has another agenda as he disappeared and stopped coming going to their village''
ME:I have advised the person to go to the nearest Police station. Please always insist on a guarantor and do a background check to
Read 4 tweets
12 Oct
Meet Nigerian doctor, Richard Okoye who built multi-million dollar empire after rejecting 20M dollars offer

Dr. Richard Okoye rejected an offer of 20 million US dollars from a corporate group in Dubai in 2012 who wanted to take over his “Save A Life” mission in 2012 and yet went
on to build a multi-million dollar empire.Dr. Richard Okoye is the chairman of “Save A Life Group” consisting of Save a Life Medisoft Limited (a software developing company based in the USA), Save A life Group of Hospitals and ISO Certified Groups of Hospitals with zero hospita
l acquired infection status, equipped with the first digital Cardiocare lab for heart, neuro and cardiovascular diseases, kidney dialysis and transplant facility, spine, orthopedic and painless minimal neuro-plasma surgeries, IVF and so on.He is set to launch the first fully
Read 5 tweets

Did Thread Reader help you today?

Support us! We are indie developers!


This site is made by just two indie developers on a laptop doing marketing, support and development! Read more about the story.

Become a Premium Member ($3/month or $30/year) and get exclusive features!

Become Premium

Too expensive? Make a small donation by buying us coffee ($5) or help with server cost ($10)

Donate via Paypal Become our Patreon

Thank you for your support!

Follow Us on Twitter!

:(