I wanted to start a Jeff Foxworthy style thread called "you might be woke". I'll start.
"If you think burning down black businesses helps black people...you might be woke."
Your turn!
"If you think burning down black businesses helps black people...you might be woke."
Your turn!
If your college professor asks you what grade you would like...you might be woke...
If you were breast fed by your dad...you might be woke...
If you are white & hate cultural appropriation but get cornrows while on vacation in the Caribbean...you might be woke...
If you rail against rich people while tweeting from your parents yacht...you might be woke...
If you think black people only care about prison reform...you might be woke...
If you call unvaccinated people paranoid as you refuse to leave your house...you might be woke...
If you still call Donald Trump Hitler after he got Muslim countries to sign peace deals with Israel...you might be woke...
If you think shoplifting is reparations...you might be woke...
If food shortages don't bother you but purple hair dye shortages do...you might be woke...
If you believe in listening to black voices, until Dave Chappelle says something...you might be woke...
If your cat is a vegan...you might be woke...
If fighting the patriarchy requires you asking your Dad for money...you might be woke...
If you are hate capitalism because no one is hiring you with a Gender Studies degree...you might be woke...
If you have a tattoo of your vaccine passport...oh you're definitely woke lol
If you think bi-racial people are oppressing themselves...you might be woke...
If you think trans-species is actually a thing...you might be woke...and insane...
If you hate yourself...you might be woke...
If you think taking medication is oppressive to your mental disorder...you might be woke...
If your pharmacist has a plan B pill waiting for you every Sunday morning...you might be woke...
If you champion women's rights but "respect Saudi Arabia's culture"...you might be woke...
If you think the N-Word is the most hateful word in the dictionary, but say it while singing to your favorite rap song...you might be woke...
If you think pedophilia just a sexual preference...you might be woke...
If you think a pregnant woman is in a host-to-parasite relationship...you might be woke...
If you publicly hate male Trump supporters but privately want to get choked from behind by one...you might be woke...
If you think Larry Elder is the black face of white supremacy...you might be woke...
If you think Lil' Nas X is talented...you might woke...and have a terrible taste in music.
If you think Joe Biden just has a funny way of showing affection...you might be woke...
If both your parents walked around the house naked during your childhood and you have no problem with it because you don't want to kink shame them...you might be woke...and a fucking weirdo LOL
If you think that communism in the Soviet Union just wasn't done correctly...you might be woke... #youmightbewoke
If you believe 'The Great Reset' is when your parents cut you off financially...then you might be woke...
If you aren't Russian yet you call everyone "comrade"....you might be woke...
If you are upset that your company hasn't hired more black people even though you live in Salt Lake City...you might be woke...
If you put a mask on your infant...you might be woke... #youmightbewoke
If in your bedroom you have conspiracy theory strings linking photos of @ConceptualJames and @realchrisrufo to white supremacy...you might be woke... #youmightbewoke
If you think every ethnicity is part of a literal community...then you might be woke...
If you confuse Thomas Sowell with Uncle Ben...you might be woke...
If you thought the sequel to Coming To America and the reboot of Ghostbusters were funny...you might be woke...
If you're a woman who claims that men don't watch women's sports because they are sexist...and you don't watch either...you might be woke... #youmightbewoke
If you believe that Barrack Obama's only scandal was him wearing a tan suit...you might be woke...
If you believe George Orwell's "1984" was an instruction manual...you might be woke...
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