I just looked at a house with, I think, 4 kitchens. Nobody needs 4 kitchens.
Two kitchens I can see. In-law suite and all that. Three if your house is so big you don't want to go jog to the fridge for a beverage. But four is just silly.
Here is what I'm looking at. A colossal house in Herndon, Va. $4.25M, 22K square feet. Bedrooms bigger than some apartments. I suppose it's possible that the one on bottom left is more bar than kitchen? zillow.com/homedetails/11…
I don't understand bedrooms this size. There's just a ton of empty floor space you have to heat and cool and is otherwise just doing nothing?
The owner has been trying to sell the house since 2012. Originally listed for ~$7M.
These drapes in the library. Where do you even buy drapes like this?

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Presently some very wealthy people can borrow against their stock for their living expenses — that's often cheaper than selling stock and paying taxes on it.
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Rare #SaturdayNightZillow thread starts now:

An industrial-strength ranch for people who want to feel the touch of antlers every time they open their kitchen drawers. This place is pretty insane. Taxidermy and then some. *Fair warning* zillow.com/homedetails/15… Image
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There were so many “whatabout New York” tweets from last year when people were using New York’s catastrophic horror to push against COVID mitigation measures. Remember?
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Hint: Joe Manchin voted for this amendment.
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$3.275M is ouchytown, but man, these views!!!

5BRs, 8BAs, gorgeous in every respect. Even proper TV placement! Unlike yesterday's, has A/C.
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Yes, I could live here. Porch of the gods. Awesome kitchen.
Note the proper TV placement. NOT above the fireplace. This is how you do it, folks.
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