Steven Dennis

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24 Oct, 16 tweets, 10 min read

Rare #SaturdayNightZillow thread starts now:

An industrial-strength ranch for people who want to feel the touch of antlers every time they open their kitchen drawers. This place is pretty insane. Taxidermy and then some. *Fair warning* zillow.com/homedetails/15…

"The touch, the feel of antlers, antlers in your hands." I can't even. Nice kitchen though? #SaturdayNightZillow

The bottle cap backsplashes are a nice touch. Very bro vibe in this place. $4M. #SaturdayNightZillow

Somebody must love having all of this taxidermy in a glorified garage, but it's really, really, really not my style. Maybe it's yours. #SaturdayNightZillow

You get 246 acres, 6 breeding pens, a lake, a couple ponds, timber, "Predator wire," a fence, roads, "pure New Zealand genetics" red deer, Elk, Sheep, Antelope, Ibex, etc.

Big air circulation fan and freezers and so on for, uh, processing. #SaturdayNightZillow

I should have mentioned it's in Texas. Next up, another Texas house with something I've never seen before on Zillow.

Well this is a new one for me. My wife found a 5BR, 3BA, 9,999 sf home in Texas for, checks notes, ***$75,000***

But, uh, there is a GINORMOUS CATCH.

I would say "catch of the gods" but then @mikedebonis would get on my case again! #SaturdayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/10…

No, the catch is not this sweet Dr. Pepper machine. #SaturdayNightZillow

The CATCH: "HOUSE TO BE MOVED! Do you own land? This beautiful historic home is ready for the new owner to move it to a new location where it can be a true showplace!"

Buyer to assume all moving costs. #SaturdayNightZillow

Next on #SaturdayNightZillow: Just a weird pink house in Los Angeles, that I guess for California almost qualifies as affordable? 4BR for $550K. The interior is a little hard on the retinas. zillow.com/homedetails/11…

A palate cleanser up next: A gorgeous San Francisco home with a problematic master bedroom.

$3.75M buys you a cool San Francisco home with an indoor lap pool, nice views, deck, hot tub. But methinks it takes open floor plan a little too far: Toilets shouldn't be *in the same room* as your bed.
Is this becoming a thing? #SaturdayNightZillow
zillow.com/homedetails/13…

Here's that lap pool.

Ending with a fantastic historic home that I probably should have posted on #FridayNightZillow but you get the treat for staying up late on #SaturdayNightZillow:

$585K. Big, lovely! Except for a *toilet situation* waiting for you on Pic 34. zillow.com/homedetails/Pu…

Peekaboo! Again: Potty should NOT be this close to a bed, even if you've disguised it like this. Hope you enjoyed #SaturdayNightZillow!

H/t to my wife and sister-in-law for these homes.

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Steven Dennis

26 Oct

I just looked at a house with, I think, 4 kitchens. Nobody needs 4 kitchens.

Two kitchens I can see. In-law suite and all that. Three if your house is so big you don't want to go jog to the fridge for a beverage. But four is just silly.

Here is what I'm looking at. A colossal house in Herndon, Va. $4.25M, 22K square feet. Bedrooms bigger than some apartments. I suppose it's possible that the one on bottom left is more bar than kitchen? zillow.com/homedetails/11…

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Via NYT stats nytimes.com/interactive/20…

Death chart.

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Steven Dennis

19 Oct

Can you name this senator? 10 Senate nerd points if you can without looking.

Hint: Joe Manchin voted for this amendment.

It's a speech by Rubio. 2017 tax debate. Amendment killed by bipartisan supermajority of Democrats and Republicans, preserving slightly lower corp tax rate and stingier child tax credits.

Steven Dennis

19 Oct

Found a new dream York, Maine mansion on Zillow.

$3.275M is ouchytown, but man, these views!!!

5BRs, 8BAs, gorgeous in every respect. Even proper TV placement! Unlike yesterday's, has A/C.
zillow.com/homedetails/4-…

Yes, I could live here. Porch of the gods. Awesome kitchen.

Note the proper TV placement. NOT above the fireplace. This is how you do it, folks.

Steven Dennis

18 Oct

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Joe Manchin is sort of in the ~$60T camp. Biden and most other Ds are in the ~$62T camp.

Also debating, very roughly, between whether we should have ~$45T in revenue, ~$44T, or ~$43T.

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18 Oct

I think I found the perfect laundry room.

In a stunning Maine dream house. Walk to the beach.
#SundayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/11…

I had to look up what that tube is in the corner. It's a pneumatic elevator, and I want one ASAP. Kicks laundry chute butt! #SundayNightZillow

At first I was, like, is that a tardis? A bathroom in the laundry room? A shower? A Star Trek vaporizer? My wife thought it might be a clothes steamer. Then I figured it out. No more trekking up and down stairs with laundry.

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