Today after work, the kids and I will climb into our (sofa) spaceship to go camping in the depths of the Imaginary sea (aka in my room) on planet Spircllllllr (Kids picked the name) somewhere in Dragonfire constellation.
Since we can’t afford an actual trip -we went big.
A few tricks if you can’t afford to leave too but he never gone camping in a room or leaving room
-You actually don’t need a tent (we don’t have one.) Sleeping out is fine.
-Background sounds do the trick
-Once the light are out (or dimmed out) go for your exploratory excursion
Each can describe what they see -note it can be quite long. We once spent two hours looking out the stars through the sky windows describing the various dragons flying by.
-Make up the story of the place you are in. Its inhabitants, cooking, weird langage. how it was discovered…
Ofc planning such a trip takes a lot of time and energy. It is recommended to eat in the spaceship restaurant (kitchen/table) and not in the camp (beds). Task the kids with calculating the best itinerary (give them any free space app showing the universe) and organising the camp.
It may sound lame but it isn’t -Turns out CGI ain’t needed to build your made-up world.
You can also tour the Earth: Select photos on the Internet (from the airport to wherever you’d want to go) and watch them together as if you were there. (“Wanna eat this? Let’s bathe there!”)
So space travel & landing went fine, space pizza was good, and kids are overexcited as we spotted our first living creatures -Let me tell you this hycean planet is home to things much bigger than microorganisms. I think we’re going to call them “Megalodolphins”
Spotting imaginary space creatures going well.
You wouldn’t believe all they manage to see…
Here’s a sample 👇
(Note the added little man/hand/finger to indicate the size of the spotted creature)
(Overexcited kids: “We’re just like @Thom_astro, sharing our space trip with the world!”)
So welcome to Spircllllllr, world :-)
FTR this is the background we’re using
More creatures here
The “Mosagore” is especially scary as it’s exuding methane
We are now too busy by various observations to keep documenting live -5 years old has also started drawing the creatures he spots
Long story short, we found a cave partially uninundated, lava lakes (with creatures) and a cake made of chocolate and… articulations
Happy Halloween
Oh my, 5 years old found evidence there’s intelligent life in the universe, one of the creatures (the one with a name in an alien alphabet) is piloting a spaceship (“it’s not an arrow mum it’s a spaceship!”)
Will get back to documenting the trip here when they hit pillow station.
And here we go.
On the left, marine creatures.
On the right, the very weird ones spotted in the cave. (They were quite unfriendly, good thing we have a powerful force field)
More cave creatures here on the left (first one is a *very* unfriendly lava creature).
5 years old hairy and teethy creatures on the right.
(As indicated, the bottom one is nice.)
Another cave, where we found more creatures and the chocolate/articulations cake. Elder kid wanted to eat it. We talked space safety/need to analyse it first. We couldn’t tho, as when we tried, the cake used its mini legs to run and jump into the lava lake.
Last creatures spotted by me eldest were the “fourmi-croonde” (Microwave ant, it’s funny in French) and “Stupidon” -The untidier his hair, the stupider he gets.
And here are the 5 yrs old’s creatures & their spaceships.
It was a long trip &they should be exhausted but -as all kids going camping, no matter if it’s in the house- they are still overexcited and giggling while pretending to sleep
(ability to oversleep the next day is needed)
Hope you enjoyed our space trip.
(Oh and you don’t have one of these apps to walk the sky consider it, it’s quite cool -We always use it for the trip part, the kids love it)
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Today the kids got a lively demo of how a car hitting your stopped car is a moment you’re glad you have your seat belt on, even when it’s not going fast.
Fortunately only the car got hurt.
The stroke of luck continues.
FTR today is the day mum started chemo.
"Peachy" day, one might say.
But hey I gotta work now and tonight, so you know, lucky girl and all that.
(Joke aside I guess unmetastased cancer and unwounding car accident should be considered luck)
(Just wouldn't spit on actual luck :-)
In other news the Christmas tree landed in France in 1840, thanks to German princess Hélène de Mecklembourg, the dil of king Louis-Philippe Ier.
At that time it had already stopped being decorated with red apples symbolising the original sin, replaced by lights, cakes &small toys
"There was a core group of awkward squad MPs centred around Steve Baker, John Baron, Peter Bone, Douglas Carswell, Chris Chope, Philip Hollobone, David Nuttall and Mark Reckless, although others would drift in and out." #WhoGaveYouRawSewage bbc.com/news/uk-politi…
"They would meet for an hour, every Tuesday morning at 08:30 in Room R, an out-of-the-way committee room in the parliamentary office building, Portcullis House, to go through the Commons agenda, seeking opportunities to push their views&agree on tactics. "It never, never leaked."
"On govt side, the whips spotted there was an organised low-key insurgency under way, but, as 1 senior figure now admits, they didn't spot how organised&more importantly how strategic the whole exercise was. They dismissed the group as chronic conspirators w/time on their hands"
And this can’t happen if we do not live in the same world.
There is common ground to be found: We all need water, food, a roof over our heads, à reason to get up in the morning. Hope, a future. And a planet.
Not like there’s no common battle that we could unite for.
Today both my kids went in the mountain to plant some trees with the National Forests Office (cedars & black pines)
I only noticed at noon my 5-yrs old had forgotten to put on his t-shirt
He did tree-planting trek in his pyjama top
Well they had asked for a “comfortable outfit”..
He’s now proudly jumping in the living-room telling his brother: “Yeah you can go to school as a Hogwarts student, but I went in my PYJAMAS!”
Simple joys 🥰
I can now fully focus on holidays -well theirs as I’m working (getting close to 10 years w/o a full week off but hopefully it will be a thing again in, like, months)
Only 240 years of French History to go before the 31st!
(@jack@twitter where is my “happily exhausted” emoji?)
The only way that would work is if said investors did not speak English, tho in that case, they can't understand the speech.
(Yeah I do know disaster capitalists will indeed get opportunities from the ashes while getting the laws curbed as they like to fit their needs)
Do I have the strenght?
I mean, translating is my jon, but it's late...
(High-skilled: "Well we kicked out most of our low-skilled key workers and the British ones are home with Covid, so technically, those left are high-skilled")
(Low-tax: "Have you heard about our tax havens?")