Zuckerberg out there pretending the Metaverse is gonna be people doing complex AR Art and avatars.
When, in reality, you're just going to log on and be surrounded by a million versions of this:
When, in reality, you're just going to log on and be surrounded by a million versions of this:
Because sure. Your mum and dad are gonna spend hours working out how to sort their Blender meshes out properly before logging on to the Metaverse.
Metaverse is just going to be the Nextdoor version of Minority Report.
PING! Your uncle has sent you something in the Metaverse!
"Oh cool!" *puts on headset* "I wonder what amazing bit of art he's sharing with me that... oh ffs."
"Oh cool!" *puts on headset* "I wonder what amazing bit of art he's sharing with me that... oh ffs."
I mean, don't get me wrong. I've been sat on the official wait list for an Oculus for a while, because I'm prepared to sign away all my privacy for a decent 3D tabletop AR Dungeons and Dragons experience.
But I'm not exactly the stereotypical Facebook user.
But I'm not exactly the stereotypical Facebook user.
Also, if you don't think the Metaverse is going to descend into utter filth then you've clearly never googled 'Sims 4 adult mods'
Go on. Try it.
Go on. Try it.
*Ring ring*
"Hey son, we need your help in the metaverse."
"Why"
"A hacker filled your dad's metaspace with a load of dog and cat ladies doing sex."
"A hacker?"
"Yes. He said it must have been a hacker."
"Hey son, we need your help in the metaverse."
"Why"
"A hacker filled your dad's metaspace with a load of dog and cat ladies doing sex."
"A hacker?"
"Yes. He said it must have been a hacker."
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