Detective Bongino, opened up the file on his laptop. There it was. Smoking gun evidence he'd been looking for.

He hit play.

"... so please vote for me," said Joe Biden.

Bongino nearly fell out of his chair. There it was. Biden was *asking* for votes.

A conspiracy so immense.
Joe Biden kept scanning the room, nervously looking around. Detective Bongino, swole as hell, pounded the table.

"Admit it! You asked for those votes! We have hours and hours of evidence of you asking people to" -- he could barely spit out -- "VOTE FOR YOU."
Biden then smiled. He leaned into Bongino. He lowered his voice to an evil whisper.

"Yeah, Danny. I asked for dem votes. And I'll do it again. I'm part of the Democrat Syndicate and we're asking fer votes all over dis country. And you can't stop us."

"My God."
Detective Bongino felt his heart race. He had uncovered the entire conspiracy. Not only in 2020 but in every election since 1828, the Democratic Party had quietly, secretly, clandestine-ly been... asking for votes.

The interlocking events were mindblowing.

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