I am very fond of the idea that LWJ always felt alphas simply Smell Bad. After he presented as an omega, he didn't even want to sit next to an alpha because 🤢😖🙄
Keep your STANK away from him, okay??
In fact, he doesn't like the smell of ANYONE except his blood relatives.
During his first few heats, he can't tolerate anyone's scent but LXC's. His brother's scent is calming and it makes him feel safe, but everyone else's scent makes him feel agitated and threatened.
And he just assumes that's How It Will Be for the rest of his life. He'll probably never be able to marry, because other people's smells are Gross, and alpha's scents are Especially Gross, and it's okay because he's Used To Being Alone, etc.
And then poor little fifteen-year-old LWJ meets WWX and gets a whiff of his scent, and he's immediately like 😵💫😵💫😵💫
WWX is training in the courtyard with the other disciples. They're practicing sword forms. WWX wipes the sweat off his face with a towel, and happens to toss the towel near LWJ, and LWJ almost passes the fuck out.
LWJ's libido: HNNNNNGGHHH. 😍😳🤤🔞
LWJ's higher brain function, trying desperately to regain control: Promiscuity is forbidden. 😭 Lechery is forbidden. 😭 Morality is the priority. 😭 Do not pounce on guest disciples and rip off their clothes, or Shufu will be very mad. 😭
Fifteen-year-old LWJ: Hmph. Why are omegas supposed to find alphas' repulsive scents attractive? Who would find such a rank odor APPEALING? 🙄
Fifteen-year-old LWJ, three minutes after meeting WWX: ...Oh. 😶
And, listen. I think LWJ tries his BEST. I think he recites the rules, alone in his bedroom, until he's blue in the face.
But I also think WWX has a Mysterious Experience where about 25% of his laundry goes missing while he's studying in Cloud Recesses. 🤔
He sends it out for washing, just like all the other disciples. But it doesn't come back?? The servants say they never received his dirty laundry??? They give him replacement robes, but the problem happens again!
JC says that WWX has been such a troublemaker, the servants are probably trying to punish him for being rude to their second young master. Maybe the Lans even told the servants not to work too hard when it comes to his laundry and meals!
WWX admits this might be true. 😔
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Oh many. So many of my friends are doing year-end wrap ups that are like, "The only good thing I can say about this dumpster fire year is that I LIVED TO SEE THE END OF IT, BITCH". And that is a mood, right there. 😭
This year tried VERY HARD to unalive at least two of my loved ones, but we all SURVIVED OUT OF SPITE. So there's that, at least.
Now I would like this stinky poo-poo garbage year to get in the bin and go away. Zero stars, would not recommend!! 😘
Also, fandom was like. The only good part of this shitty year for me. So thank you all very much for being here. I'm more grateful than ever for fandom friends, everyone who writes fic and draws art, and just...everybody who shares their passions online for free.
Day is RUINED, I'm not going to be able to think of ANYTHING but yuyu's Pilotji for the REST OF MY LIFE, I am now USELESS!!!
cw bondage
You know what I want, though?
I want pilot LWJ and flight attendant WWX to be doing some sort of anti-terrorism training that requires LWJ to be tied up!!
cw bondage
...I don't think airlines actually do trainings where they practice tying up the pilot to teach everyone what to do in a hijacking scenario but LET'S PRETEND.
Picture WWX bending over a tied-up LWJ, trying to focus on the training, but just going 🥵🥵🥵
I am still in hopes that twitter will be around for at least a SMALL while yet, but if things really are going downhill rapidly enough to warrant a little farewell message:
Thank you so much to all of you for hanging out with me here over the past couple of years!
These have been a super hard couple of years for me, and twitter has been a bright spot.
I've loved chatting with everyone, seeing everyone's art, reading everyone's little headcanons, trading ideas, group threadficcing, etc.
It's been a hell of a lot of fun and you guys mean a lot to me. I'm grateful for all of you, whether we spoke directly or not. 🥺
Still hoping the plane will pull itself out of its current nosedive, but if not, I'll see you guys around on some other site!
I just like to think of WWX seeing LWJ rocking/cuddling his rabbit like it's an infant, and blurting out, "HAHA LAN ZHAN MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE A REAL BABY TOGETHER JUST KIDDING UNLESS??? 😳'