They don't make advertisements like that any more.
The lady in the advert isn't going to enjoy her visit to Zion, Illinois.
I'd still light Clark Gable's pipe though.
Is this turning into a crazy tobacco history thread?
Well I wasn't planning on it but by pure chance I just happen to have a folder full of random smoke related pictures...
Handy cigarette holder for nudists...
Still impressed by this, a cigarette vending machine that sells you 1 cigarette that comes out already burning.
I don't really smoke but when I do I do it like this;
How can we look any cooler?
We've got cool clothes, cool motorbikes, oh I know, we need a smoke!
Duh.
Just a casual pipe smoking session.
Ladies behaving shockingly by smoking in public;
They look like they've just been told how 2021 people react to people smoking.
Smoking is sporty.
I don't care what anyone says, a good Jazz club needs to be filled with smoke, it just isn't the same without it.
I'll sign a waiver and accept all risks for a club like this.
Well hello there.
I need this cigarette holder.
This would cause riots today.
Ja bitte.
And finally, just to be sure; smoking is bad, don't do tobacco, except only now and then at retro themed parties, in Jazz clubs or when posing and trying to look cool.
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Game review!
Recently I was given a copy of the game 'War Mongrels' to check out, thanks developers!
The game is a strategy WW2 game that takes place on the Eastern Front but you get to play deserters, resistance members, secret agents, etc.
If you're old, like me, it will remind you of the classic 'Commandos' which I loved and more recently 'Partisans'.
You get this top view of cities, prisons, etc. and you then have to use the different abilities of the agents you get to control to solve problems.
Spoilers ahead;
The thing that makes this game different from Commandos and most other WW2 games is the subject.
You start with two German deserters at the east front and you get to witness the most gruesome parts of the war that many games shy away from.
The Germans organised many dog inspections, dogs big enough for "war work" were confiscated.
People were told they would be guard dogs but many were probably just send into mine fields.
So the dogs had to be big and heavy.
Some of these photos were taken secretly.
Thanks to the dog tax Germans knew exactly who owned a dog.
To save their canine friends (good) people tried all sorts of tricks to fool the Germans, like (temporarily) swapping their dog for a smaller one or sending it to the countryside and say it ran off or died.
This is a fun little book from my collection, published in 1945 it was an early war souvenir.
'Gek en wijs tijdens Seyss', 'Mad and Wise during Seyss', Seyss standing for Seyss-Inquart, Reich commissioner for the German-occupied Netherlands.
A what to do and what not to do 🧵
Mad; handing in all the lovely old copper, tin and nickel for war production, as the Germans ordered in June 1941.
Wise; burying it in the garden.
Mad; Showing the scummy traitors of the W.A. your support by saluting as they march through the streets.
Wise; Show them how you really feel by turning your back on them.
Today in 1415 the battle of Agincourt took place.
We shall not resist the temptation to remember it with a bit of Shakespeare, nay sir, we shall not.
I love this speech, it is glorious.
But don't forget, on this day in 1415 many died horrific deaths.
When done well, like here, it is an amazing experience and as close to time travelling as possible.
For historians and history addicts, it is quite sublime.
I've been to many events like it, it's always fantastic.
Butcher's shop in High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, 1920s-30s.
Quite shocking to modern eyes of course and unhygienic.
But they did this every year, around Christmas, most of these birds and rabbits would probably already be reserved.
Many of them would be gone pretty soon.
Seems the building was properly covered with some sort of fabric or paper before the animals went up.
And it was winter, which helped.
No butcher would risk wasting his wares, if any of the meat would spoil he'd risk losing money.
He knew what he'd be able to sell.
Of course this kind of display would also bring extra publicity and custom with a bit of luck.