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5 Nov, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Is this a parody?
They even used the "incels found this" line.
"I need to provide multiple layers of context to skirt around the obvious to keep people from arriving at obvious conclusions, but I can't say that, so I'll just accuse everyone of being too dumb to read."
You know, it says something when I genuinely can't tell if a person is serious or trolling.

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5 Nov
The Wendigo is a mythical creature from the folklore of numerous Native American tribes. None of them describe it as having antlers or being deer-like. That was an invention of the 2001 film Wendigo, and that design was copied by Dungeons and Dragons which popularized it. ImageImage
It's kind of like how goblins, fairies, and gnomes were all just umbrella terms for any sort of small, humanoid creature from European folklore, and the idea that they're distinct beings with their own traits is largely influenced by the writings of Tolkien and George MacDonald. ImageImageImage
I have a whole other thread about gnomes.
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4 Nov
If your response to having a plot hole pointed out to you is "well, then we wouldn't have a movie", that's a bad argument because it implies there's no way it could have been rewritten to fix it, which is never the case unless the story is fundamentally broken at the premise.
On that note, something not making sense isn't always necessarily a plot hole if you can make the argument that it was intentional.
For example, ED-209 having live ammo during a demonstration in RoboCop doesn't make sense, but the point is went wrong, which is what the plot needed. It could have happened any number of ways, but it happened in the most violent, over-the-top fashion, which fits the theme.
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15 Sep
I'm watching Malignant, the latest tumor from director James Wan.
The movie starts in 1993, and we see a comically evil-looking research hospital. Some lady named Dr. Florence Weaver is recording a video in her office about how someone named Gabriel is becoming "stronger" and "more malicious", and soon, they won't be able to contain him.
Suddenly, a security guard comes in and tells her "he got out again" and they rush to his room in a shot filmed with a wide-angle lens where we see clear vignetting in the corners. You can tell this wasn't intentional because the vignetting disappears when they switch lenses.
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13 Sep
Matrix Resurrections predictions:

• The "fight the machine" message will be replaced with a "trust the machine" message.
• Neo will get sidelined in favor of a younger, stronger, most likely female protagonist.
• Intentionally unsatisfying ending baiting a new trilogy. Image
• Dumb and blunt COVID and/or Trump allegories.
• Random Chinese actors that only Chinese audiences will recognize.
• New characters who are exactly the same as the old characters, just younger.
• Marvel-like "don't take this too seriously" humor.
• Some stupid "Matrix = Facebook" allegory.
• Lots of meandering dialogue about philosophical concepts that really have nothing to do with the plot but are thrown in to trick stupid people into thinking the movie is deep.
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24 Aug
Epic Rap Battles of History: Chris-Chan vs DarksydePhil.
I'm gonna rap to the extreme
I'm a girl now and I'm boyfriend-free
My rhymes are sick like my fantasies
In prison you're locked in here with me
You step up to me, you Soni-choose to lose in more ways than one
I'll recycle you like I do my cum
When Chris-Chan's in the house, you better fucking run
I'm a real motherfucker, this rap battle's done
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16 Aug
"Orcs were based on black people."

That's an internet myth.

The word "orc" was used by Tolkien as a synonym for "goblin". His portrayal of goblins was directly lifted from the 1872 novel The Princess and the Goblin which depicted them as ugly gnomes who lived underground.
The word "orc" likely comes from "orcneas", an Old English word that is only known from a single mention in Beowulf and likely describes some sort of undead creature, like a draugr. It may also be a corruption of the word "ogre".
As for goblins (which "orc" was a synonym for), the word "goblin" was one of many words used to describe a number of different mythological creatures from European folklore, along with "gnome" or "fairy". The conception of goblins as monstrous green people is relatively recent.
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