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5 Nov, 4 tweets, 2 min read
this one took a DM to clinch
Couldn't tell if he lied to Jo Luehmann for clout or if he was lying to me for damage control. Because these two stories cannot be harmonized.
Version 1:

-I stopped believing in God
-A friend said I would believe in God again if I took 🍄s
-I took 🍄s + realized the universe is more than material

Version 2:

-I stopped believing in God but thought about Exodus, snapped out of it the same day
Secured the block because I was genuinely curious about the timeline in Version 1:

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DTS update: Chapel speaker Frank Glover intros students to Kimpa Vita, lionizing her without noting syncretist controversies (🧵 incoming).

Off the bat, he says of her: "Before Luther or before Calvin, there was a revolution." Both men died 100+ years before she was born.
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Lutheran Rev. says 1st use of the law = yes to vax mandates

"Government...[is] meant to act like a good parent would over the people of the nation. That includes the application of medicine. I would say, since we do believe that illness + death are fundamentally not good things"
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1 Nov
"The version of Christianity that I received had this very strong, you're not supposed to commune with the dead, basically...I really asked the question, why would it be so important for these oppressors to tell us not to connect with our ancestors?" Andre Henry
<Christianity does not prohibit you from "connecting" to your ancestors in the sense of knowing who they are and what they did in their lives. It does prohibit occult rituals to directly communicate with the dead. This discussion does not clearly make the distinction.>
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This week in WPCs!

Finally made good on that Frqncis Collins supercut:
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"The COVID vaccine...may have a distant origin story in abortion, but that past has been reworked + redeemed into something that saves life. We can point to the vaccine and say: Jesus' redemption is kind of like that."

Youth pastors, pack it up. There's no beating this one.
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This, apparently, is seen as convincing rhetoric by authors such as John Piper and David French who have shared it.

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