Thread by @TheRealHoarse

So, we’re walking out of this crowded venue and from behind me, I hear a couple of dumbfucks chant “Let’s go, Brandon” and then “Fuck Joe Biden”.

So, I respond with a one-man chant of “Fuck your mother” without turning around.

My friend cringes and says “Mike, don’t.”

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From behind me I hear “Oh, it’s a lib.”

And then they didn’t say another word. Because any adult using code like “Let’s go, Brandon” is a punk-ass bitch trying to flex like they’re brave when they’re actually weak-ass clowns.

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Now, bear in mind, I’m wearing a salmon pullover; am a scant 175 lbs; and haven’t been in a fight since eighth grade.

Punkass clowns aren’t about to step up to you though.

Dipshit little fucks like these two yell shit in a crowd specifically because they need a crowd.

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“Let’s go, Brandon.” isn’t a troll. It’s a loser mating call.

Here someone say it and reply “Fuck you.” and they’ll scatter like the dumbass little fucks that they are.

Real men don’t yell shit from the middle of a crowd.

“Let’s go, Brandon.” is cowardice announced.

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