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7 Nov, 5 tweets, 2 min read
Yeah nope. A Benjamin a month mortgage sounds great, but definitely many SNEKS in there and I am tired of sneks
Yeah @zillow, your algho is not right, then again it is Kentucky. You could be on the money
to understand my SNEKS reference above, see:
as well as :
and.... that is why I am done with sneks

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I have asthma
I am vaccinated
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I have been home 99% of the time for the past 2 years.
It has been 4 days since covid has been kicking my a$$.
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After 4 years of every color scandal offered to them on an orange platter, and after winning the White House, senate and house majorities, the democrats should have every election between now and the midterms called by dinner time.
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14 Oct
Can anyone guess what was under this bin in my kitchen a few days ago?
First Correct answer and I ll tweet the video Image
Here is what was under the bin in the kitchen.
Before the twitter PETA SHOWS UP. I safely removed snek and relocated it to the creek behind the house. ImageImage
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12 Oct
So you have one ted talk and you get salty @davetroy?
i have a:
DHS summons
Twitter inc suing the entire trump admin on Behalf of my account.
ACLU joining the federal suit on my personal behalf.
An inquiry from the senate
And
An inspector general report.
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Also.
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You need a gf Dave
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