Thread by @ALT_uscis

So you have one ted talk and you get salty @davetroy?
i have a:
DHS summons
Twitter inc suing the entire trump admin on Behalf of my account.
ACLU joining the federal suit on my personal behalf.
An inquiry from the senate
And
An inspector general report.
This was my TED TALK.

https://twitter.com/davetroy/status/1448028629800296449

Also.
But sure. I am going to be a national security risk by tweeting to stop caging immigrant kids, advocating for more #Kabob or enticing the masses to stop wearing pants.
You need a gf Dave

Finally @davetroy, you wrote this. ( Insert ironing reference)

One more @davetroy,
I don’t think any nation in their right mind takes Intel-propaganda cues from an account that got in a spat with Jerry Falwell about gay seks flooding his university or asking Laura ingraham about she flooded dinesh D’Souza’s flat after he broke up with her

I suggest @davetroy you slightly wiggle one of your buttcheeks off the opsec ikea chaise, reach with one hand between the emerging buttcheek crack and squeeze your hand until you feel a solid object, once you do, gently pull. That stick is having an effect on you.

I just realized I am not on this list homie @AltHomelandSec