Thread by @drdagly

Please file this under things I would never have thought needed to be said. Alcohol enemas are dangerous. #sigh.

Now, I feel I should temper my statement about boofing a bit. You see anything done without the proper instructions can be risky. So if you are going to but chug remember a few important points.

First. It’s going to take a lot less alcohol to get you intoxicated. That’s because you bypass the liver which does the lion’s share of metabolizing alcohol. You get hammered on a spritzer? Reduce the dose by about half.

Alcohol is rapidly absorbed in the colon, so there is no effective colonic way of vomiting. Yes, you can push hard, but by the time you need to it’s mostly absorbed.

Go slow, the colon can hold litres of fluid, but putting a mickey of hard liquor in it can be irritating and lead to alcohol toxicity. At its worst that means respiratory depression, coma and possible cardiac arrest.

Also, be gentle. And like all intoxicants, if you’re new to it, be around friends who can help you out if things go badly. Play safe out there.