Doesn’t it bother anyone else that there’s only one Big Bird and he doesn’t seem to be affected by this fact?
I can only come to the conclusion that Big Bird is a mass murderer who killed off all the other members of his species. Kermit, at least, is always sad.
I can only come to the conclusion that Big Bird is a mass murderer who killed off all the other members of his species. Kermit, at least, is always sad.
This is obviously a joke. I’m vaccinated and Bill Gates hasn’t mind controlled me with WiFi signals and old Russian broadcasts of 1960s numbers stations into performing satanic rituals yet.
Oh my god Ian how can you just joke about satanic rituals. Don’t you know they sell dead midgets in Wayfair cabinets? Cancel comedy right freaking now before our children are eaten.
You want to know something funny? Some idiots have tried to “cancel” me for joking about conspiracy theorists. Hey, get fucked. I have no solidarity with anyone who ate lead chips as a child and asked for seconds.
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