Doesn’t it bother anyone else that there’s only one Big Bird and he doesn’t seem to be affected by this fact?
I can only come to the conclusion that Big Bird is a mass murderer who killed off all the other members of his species. Kermit, at least, is always sad.
This is obviously a joke. I’m vaccinated and Bill Gates hasn’t mind controlled me with WiFi signals and old Russian broadcasts of 1960s numbers stations into performing satanic rituals yet.
Oh my god Ian how can you just joke about satanic rituals. Don’t you know they sell dead midgets in Wayfair cabinets? Cancel comedy right freaking now before our children are eaten.
You want to know something funny? Some idiots have tried to “cancel” me for joking about conspiracy theorists. Hey, get fucked. I have no solidarity with anyone who ate lead chips as a child and asked for seconds.
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Chris Pratt is such a boss. He says that the personal attacks on him over his Instagram post left him 'upset and depressed' but he got over it, and even offered good advice for anyone else going through a cancellation. thepostmillennial.com/chris-pratt-pe…
I almost want to think that he knows mentioning Christian music is going to trigger the miserable haters. It's also good advice.
If you’re upset by Chris Pratt maybe going out for a run and listening to some music will help you feel better.
This is incredible. The indigenous people say that they could’ve been helped with malaria vaccines and treatments for other deadly, yet common illnesses instead of Covid-19 vaccines.
By the way the percentage of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere is 0.04 percent, of which we contribute a sum total of 3 percent to that 0.04 percent. Reducing carbon dioxide emissions to the atmosphere is fucking stupid and won’t do anything besides fuck up our living standards.
3 percent of 0.04 percent is 0.0012 percent.
Yes, humankind in the sum totality of our glorious existence contributes 0.0012 percent of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere.
Now you have to give your pronouns, a description of your attire, your entire motherfucking ancestry and all the bad deeds your forefathers did before you were born when introducing yourself. Fuck yourself.
If they’re giving descriptions of their appearance and attire for the blind that’s fucking pointless, too. Blind people don’t know what the motherfuck “red” or “green” means. They cannot comprehend color, much less a description of your plaid shirt.
I can’t imagine why any white person would want to lie about not being white just to get ahead, fully knowing that people of color are socially privileged over whites in almost every regard.
Can we just admit that white people are disadvantaged? Because they are. Whites are discriminated against, bullied and marginalized. They are told they can’t talk about most topics or hold independent positions without having their lives ruined. Whites have lost the franchise.
Whites are forced to conform, prohibited from having independent thought, speaking out of turn, going against the norm. The existence of European culture and heritage are condemned as stains on human history, diseases to be purged—to be shamed, with no right at all to pride.
It’ll be interesting to see how it works if they can do this AR stuff properly.
AR is augmented reality, not virtual reality. You aren’t checking out of life but rather augmenting it with tons and tons of information about everything you look at and interact with.