I don't watch sports talk shows so I don't know what's going on here. Why do they all look like regionally-specific meth dealers? Why won't the one guy sit down? Is he going to the beach later? Why is Rodgers wearing a Rise of Skywalker hoodie? What's with the other guy's head?
I refuse to turn on the sound but it sure seems like that one guy has a lot to say right before his Uber arrives to take him to LA Fitness.
I honestly feel dumb roasting the tank top dude because on any given day in July I look exactly fucking like him minus the chain and 20% less hair product. If his gold watch is an 80s digital Casio then we're practically soulmates.
I've been informed one of these gentlemen is named AJ Hawk and that's awesome. Perfect fit to be hosting a show with who I assume is John McAfee's wakeboarding son fresh out of rehab.
I'm just kidding around, he seems like a cool dude and I wish him luck on his new line of SoulCycles that brew IPAs.
Aw hell yeah, here they come...
Oh I was wrong folks. It's just weird down there.

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