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10 Nov, 5 tweets, 2 min read
Kyle Rittenhouse crying on the stand is giving me big Future Glenn Beck vibes
laughed, ngl

(at both the video and this Tweet)
I feel like allowing Kyle Rittenhouse to testify was a calculated decision for a future appeal based on ineffective counsel.

(or the absolute certainty in performative white innocence - one of the two)
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The Provost / سيدة الفتنة Profile picture
6 Nov
In other news, I think Baby Satan might be too big and fast for his wheel…

… AT FIVE MONTHS OLD
Baby Satan weighed in today (5 months, 1 week) at 8 pounds.

And he woke my partner up at 3 am the other morning flinging the treat bag around the room, desperately trying to open it.

Sooooo…. STORY TIME
See, I have a laminator machine for my art work — and if necessity is the mother of invention, well…

I’m the mother of a Savannah kitten so

BACK UP OFF ME, BITCHES Image
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The Provost / سيدة الفتنة Profile picture
5 Nov
I don’t care what political party you support.

Posting commentary about Ashley Biden’s “issues” and private diary entries about molestation is REVOLTING. Image
Yeah, it’s called EMPATHY.

Trash her Dad all you want, but leave her photo and character out of it.

This vile partisan glee has no boundaries, JFC.

I’ll repeat because your reading comprehension is trash.

Go after Biden all you want.

No one needs to disparage Ashley Biden’s character and splash her face everywhere to do that.
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The Provost / سيدة الفتنة Profile picture
1 Nov
Josh Hawley thinks men watch porn “because their masculinity is being criticized."

Porn — that great masculine self-esteem booster — in which “average penis size” is a niche fetish.

Ron Jeremy is basically the Mother Teresa of male empowerment amirite
Lemme break it down for you:

Josh Hawley’s wife told him she faked it, struggles with ED, and this is all just his preemptive strike to defend himself when she inevitably finds his stash of Latino twinks in the folder labeled “Jesus hates trans illegals.”

Call it a hunch.
I had a Josh Hawley-type relative [super religious, married to a woman, homophobic AF, etc.] ask me to fix his computer.

Cleaning his files, I opened a folder titled “Dicks Pics,” thinking it was the Grateful Dead — alas, reader, it was… not.

I’m familiar with the genre. 💅🏽
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The Provost / سيدة الفتنة Profile picture
1 Nov
how the hell is he only 5 months old
Like…that’s not a kitten bed. It’s for a full grown cat.

HE HASN’T EVEN LOST HIS BABY TEETH YET WTF
I know they say Savannahs are big cats but JFC

Baby Satan 2 months ago vs. Baby Satan now
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The Provost / سيدة الفتنة Profile picture
1 Nov
Tell me you know nothing about extremism without telling me you know nothing about extremism
Um yeah no

What a radically insightful and possibly clairvoyant observation about the ideological evolution of American extremists after the decimation of the Order and the 1988 Ft. Smith acquittals oops I meant the vague and as of yet indeterminate future
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31 Oct
You’re not even smart enough to be intellectually disingenuous.

I dislike Biden — but:

1) ISIS & the Taliban are enemies.
2) Reagan’s Cold War helped create the Taliban.
3) Trump invited the Taliban to Camp David on 9/11.
4) Bush’s bullshit Iraq war led to ISIS.
“Someone said ISIS so I’m going to bring up the Taliban to sound smart and score a bullshit partisan point, except I’m way too stupid to know they’re vicious enemies.”

Just say you hate Muslims and keep it moving, you greasy haired, sycophantic, bigoted buffoon.
“Biden gave the Taliban equipment LAWD HAND ME MY SMELLING SALTS oh if only we still had President Trump’s ethically unimpeachable penchant for giving Mohammed Bin Salman and the whole Saudi royal family endless weapons and copious rimjobs.”

— Scott “Middle East expert” Presler
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