My coffee shop curse continues, and now I have witnesses.

So anyway a friend and I spent yesterday up in Monroe and Snohomish, which, incidentally, has a very cute old-West downtown. Image
While we were in Monroe, we noticed a coffee shop that looked cute and were like, "okay, let's hit that place on our way back so we have some caffeine for the drive home."
So we have a nice time in Snohomish and are heading back and go to that coffee shop.

It is closed. We are sad.

Until we realized we dodged a fucking bullet because it is a coffee shop AND CHRISTIAN BOOKSTORE.

Ugh. So now we have to find a different coffee shop.
And it's cool, because as I'm looking for somewhere to pull over and Google Maps a coffee shop because my friends' phone is freaking out and she can't do it, we realize that there's one right across the street. We park and go in.
As I am ordering my tea and a snack, my friend grabs my arm and mutters in my ear, "Look up, on the back wall."

On the wall behind the register is a large poster that says "All I need is coffee and Jesus."

We take my tea and flee.
all I want is a coffee shop that isn't also a church

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