(I have been to konkan a lot tho, so no stranger to Arabian Sea vacations. Just that where I grew up, it was always, "Goa kiti mahaag padta aani kashala? Pori baghaayla gaccha gardeet? Tyapeksha aapla Diveagar-Dapoli barey! Masta maasey, rikaame swacchha beach, ah!")
Translation - "Goa is nice but so expensive! And for what? Staring at hot women on overcrowded beaches? Nah! Let's do Diveagar or Dapoli instead. Much cheaper. Empty clean beaches. Fresh awesome fish."
Why growing up in Pune, never made it to Goa.
Also, getting from Pune to Goa was a real pain back in the day.
Somehow I can never really enjoy alcohol on a beach. Maybe because I can barely swim. So the whole booze-beaches connection never really worked for me. Even in the Caribbean, I'm more about the food at beaches. Drinks, when a safe distance from ocean!
Put me in the mountains or the forest though and I'll match you drink for drink. 😁
Those Konkan vacations were such a logistical feat, looking back! There were no websites or anything. You'd have to ask around, know anyone who rents rooms by the beach in a quiet Konkan village and also provides meals? Cos even MTDC places were a bit pricey for us.
And then we'd hear of some friend's mom's morning walk group friend's brother's nephew's family that had built a few rooms to rent. Right by the beach, in the backyard of the main house. Very reasonably priced. Here's the phone number.
It was proto-AirBnB!
Or then some neighbor or family friend who had been to this amazing trip "such clean calm beaches, such clean rooms and beds and bathrooms, and just ₹200 a night!" (We're talking late 90s early 00s when such prices did not seem fictional).
And we'd ask them for the number.
But getting to konkan is also not super easy. At least wasn't in those days. Safer nicer private buses only went to Bombay, Nashik, Goa, kolhapur etc. Not to random tiny coastal villages in Konkan. So we'd have to find a car and driver. Also without any internet.
The road from Pune to Konkan, even now, isn't the easiest of drives. Back then, it was extra dangerous. Not just the terrain, with accidents frequent, but also reports of robbers attacking cars. So we needed a "trusted" driver always. That took social capital!
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Setting up a meeting with the provost for a visiting candidate and remembered my own interview with the provost when I interviewed at Stevens. And a funny bit from it.
The meeting was planned kinda last second at the end of a day filled with interviews and presentation. /1
Back then, the provost interview used to be a separate stage at Stevens (now we do it with the campus visit). But apparently the dean & search committee liked me enough to rustle up a last second meeting. Cos I had 2 other offers and they wanted to move fast.
So suddenly, after about 10 straight hours of talking and talking and talking, as I was looking forward to relax a bit before more talking at dinner, I was told, hey, come, let's have you meet the provost. I'm happy cos it's a positive sign. But also a bit thrown off. Just a bit.
It took me just two years of teaching in the US to realize the utter futility and even low key cruelty of scheduling classes on those two days. So many students are so far from home and so strapped for cash. Even the "best" students will often take those days off.
All universities in the US should give the entire Thanksgiving week off and eliminate the entirely pointless two days of classes, which neither the average professor nor the average student is very keen on. And see THE lowest attendance of the year. With good reason.
It is my Twitter account. Of course the debates I want to start are selective and driven by my agenda.
Why would I start debates on someone else's agenda? Twitter is free. They have their own accounts.
These sanghis randomly show up demanding some mythical objectivity from me as is I'm some newspaper's editorial board.
I am me. I have my agenda. I tweet it.
On my last Pune visit, a childhood acquaintance said, "don't mind haan, I love your food & travel & cricket tweets a lot, but when you talk Indian politics, it seems like you're mostly obsessed with calling out the RSS and brahminism."
Whenever some Desi repeats that sanghi propaganda line "Holocaust was bad but Hitler was a great orator", open YouTube and ask that person to watch, uninterrupted and silently, a Hitler speech. And watch them squirm.
Goebbels famously talked about the virtue of repeating a lie so much that it becomes accepted as the truth. And the bigger the lie, the more likely it is to be believed.
His greatest triumph was the continuing widespread belief that Hitler gave great speeches.
Sit through one.
(lots of subtitled videos online. Don't ask me for links. Use Google.)
I'm mildly surprised that the Muslim world and especially Muslim social media worldwide is mostly ignoring the daily assaults on Muslims in India by the state on a daily basis.
You don't have to be a doctorate in history to see the direct parallels.
Nazis used a pincer movement strategy not just on the battlefield but also against their hated minorities.
From one side, vigilante mobs butchering people.
The other, legislation & economic attacks.
In 1930s Germany, they created legislative hurdles against marrying Jews. And roving mobs of brownshirts would punish defiant lovers and even random couples. Ranging from public shaming to murder.
That is playing out with love jihad and Romeo squad.
Random cricket trivia. India is historically the hardest team to get a test hat-trick against. All other established test teams have been on the receiving end of multiple hat-tricks. India was untouched till 2011 when Stuart Broad got the first and as of now the only one.
India was also historically bad at taking hat-tricks. All 3 Indian test hat-tricks have come in the 21st century.
There's no point in looking for reasons because there can be no reasons. A test hat-trick is an extremely unlikely event. Only 46 in over 2000 tests. It's just a random statistical thing, these oddities about Indian test hat-tricks. Nothing deeper.