BTW brace for a lot of Dhume crowd to thinkpieces about how they are also not modi fans and they support protests and Brutus is an honorable man but those farm bills were actually a lovely libertarian thing that has sadly fallen victim to Greta and Rihanna's wokeness.
That public talks about farming policy with such inexplicable confidence as if they have a phawda on one shoulder and a yoked bull in the other hand as they head to the farm. Bro, you're like some random techie or MBA. Sit down. Let the adults talk.
This was one of those low points of @WSJ's editorial standards. Dhume churned out a column monetizing involuntary mansplaining. All Rihanna asked was why aren't we talking about internet shutdowns during farmers protests. But the compulsive corporatist went all Ayn Rand on her 😂
Dhume started this trend of middle aged Desi men passionately talking agriculture policy in the general direction of Rihanna. Which would have made you think Rihanna is like deeply involved in the farmers protest and about to show up in Delhi.

She just tweeted 6 words. 🙄🙄
It remains, in my mind, the most ridiculous collective tantrum in the history of social media. These are the objective facts.

Rihanna tweeted "why aren't we talking about this?" with a story about internet shutdowns in Delhi. Not exactly an ideological post. An empathetic one.
What resulted was the ruling elites and media and influencers of a nation of 1.4 billion going absolutely batcrap loco in calling out our RiRi. They even roped in Tendulkar, remember? Every uncle you knew was like "Rihanna, don't lecture us about farm policy".

She wasn't 🤣🤣
Dhume got a random WSJ piece out of it. Pretending like RiRi was sitting there debating farm policy and suchlike with him. 😂😂😂

He had to of course also attack Greta & Meena in the process. No woman left unmansplained, right?
And the worst part is that it was the same old stale rehashed "American Enterprise Institute" type spiel where brown libertarians are paid to act like their shilling for corporations who indirectly pay them is some sort of a "first principles" stand against the wokes.
As always, Hartosh says it best. It was so bizarre when some previously economically sane people started stanning the farm laws as some "reform" when it was so transparently crony capitalism.

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19 Nov
In case you're a non-Indian (or even an Indian) confused about what #Farmlawsrepealed exactly means and why everyone from Rihanna to Martina to Mia Khalifa were tweeting about it, here's a very simple thread laying out the simple facts.

60% Indians make a living through farming.
The modern Indian state plays a big role in agriculture, as a result. It tries to be the guarantor for all produce, set minimum support prices, provide a basic safety net. It's a progressive system put in place by INC people mostly. It has several problems too.
There are sectors of agriculture where government involvement causes more harm than good. And there are sectors of agriculture where government involvement causes more good than harm.

It's a complex world, right?

So anyway, Modi is always looking for some big "WIN".
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19 Nov
Bhakt meltdowns galore 🤣🤣🤣
Best is all the "hmpf, so all you need to do to repeal laws you don't like is go out on the streets and protest non-violently" as if it's a bad thing. When it's democracy 101. But sanghis don't understand democracy or the idea of a republic where protests are a fundamental right.
"maybe we should also go protest on the streets for repealing laws we don't like" said another butthurt sanghi.

Umm, y'all have like a two thirds majority in the Parliament. And y'all are in the streets everyday already. You use violence. #FarmersProtest didn't.
Read 19 tweets
18 Nov
In which our favorite Doctor demonstrates how you can call out #factcheckbait without contributing to engagement numbers.

The person posting knew it was a factually wrong post and was counting on QTs to build their engagement numbers.

Juney doesn't help the obvious troll.
Most sanghi Twitter influencers have built their following by posting something that is
1. Hateful about some minority
AND
2. Has some obvious factual error (like posting a pic of Indira eating corn but calling it seafood)

Even QTs correcting their error make them money.
Even when you're QTing someone to call them out as wrong or bigoted, you're still giving them a wider audience. In that, they reach more people on the sidelines whom they can try to convince.

Really, please, stop QTing fascists. Screenshot them if you must call them out.
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18 Nov
Oh this guy! Saying this! A supreme court lawyer BTW. This guy thinks he needs to offer a rebuttal to what I said. And we wonder why India's institutions unraveled so quickly. Because of "lawyers" like him.

Nikhil Mehra is a sanghi who is too craven to admit he's a sanghi.
I've had the misfortune of knowing Nikhil Mehra through online connections for over a decade. He does tend to side with the stupidest and angriest sides and seems allergic to empathy or humanity.

The complete surrender if the Indian judiciary to sanghis makes so much sense.
It's so cute though that he put out a whole podcast or YouTube or whatever to rebut my thread. 😂😂😂
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18 Nov
The problem with CBag is really simple. He's not grown out of his middle school high school IIT IIM glory days. That's when his emotional and intellectual growth peaked. So he says "make the naughtiest person the class monitor" and if I were 12 years old, I'd be like, YES!!!
The thing about life is, it is way more complex and way worse consequences than the way a 12 year old views school dynamics. So making the naughtiest boy class monitor is nothing like making an avowed bigot with a criminal record the CM of India's most populous state.
Similarly, "I have probs with mom but won't diss her to the neighbors" is a nice sentiment. But has absolutely no logical rational grown up connection to making the leap that you shouldn't criticize your country on an international stage.

It is such a stupid idea!
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18 Nov
"India delivered a billion doses even before US, UK, Germany, etc." is the most Gobbelsian WhatsApp propaganda boast I have seen, considering the very well known populations of those countries. Even if 100% Americans got 3 shots, we can't reach a billion.

They ignore China.
Other normal countries have events commemorating those dead from covid. In India, a country that almost certainly lost more people to the virus than any other, they turn random vaccination statistics into a political campaign.

"Let's celebrate a billion shots!"
Reminder.

Only 27% of India is fully vaccinated.

But everyone is acting like 72% of India is fully vaccinated. Led by the government.
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