1/ How to interpret Qevin McCarthy's rant last night?
First, it has nothing to do with stopping the actual bill. It was a late night C-SPAN circle jerk of de minimis legislative import.
It was sound and fury, signifying nothing, a mouse produced after a prodigious labor.
2/ No, what this was really about is Kevin watching the reality of Speaker Jim Jordan looming over his shoulder.
The House now has a critical mass of MAGA Trumphadis who view Kevin as a dangerous accommodationist, an impure vessel.
That number will increase.
3/ The same redistricting and gerrymandering that ensures about 12-14 seats (for reasons too long and boring to explicate here) will be added to their total will also bring a new cohort of purist lunatics more in line with Gosar, Green, Gaetz, and the rest of the mutant parade.
4/ Qevin is from the Old Order. The Young Guns (Google it lol) era. The avuncular, 9th hole brotastic backslapper who can go to major corporate donors and promise to control the crazy and deliver for them.
He's lying to them, and he knows it. He's not the future.
5/ Kevin never met a spending bill he didn't want to take home to Mom.
This newfound fiscal discipline after the spending he supported during the Trump era is risible.
It's ludicrous kayfabe.
6/ But his ambition is boundless and he'll play the game to cling to the big job.
So endeth.
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1/ The dull inevitability of the Facebook rebranding effort is already boring me. You could rename it Miss Mary Sunshine’s Cute Kitten Memetown and the following things will still be true:
Marc Z is a broken, sociopath without the ability to interact with or understand humans.
2/ Marc will still exercise absolute control over the platform and all of its pathologies will reflect that control.
It will still be the world’s primary modality for exercising algorithmic sorting and manipulation.
It will still be a morass of conspiracy nonsense.
3/ it will still be imbued with the belief that its technology is morally agnostic and that the gods of quarterly shareholder value must be appeased.
As has been consistently demonstrated, the worst and darkest impulses of humanity will find a fertile ground there.
1/ I have some bad news. After multiple calls I have some extremely grim news.
As of now 1/6 commission is dead already, and will not enforce the subpoenas.
Trump wins.
The 1/6 terror plot will go unexamined and unpunished.
To say I'm livid is putting it mildly.
2/ This is staffed wrong, led wrong, and a gutless exercise to get back to talking about infrastructure.
They're not taking the risk seriously, they're not taking the data before them seriously, and they're eager to run out the clock.
Livid.
3/ I'm told that the whole plan is to bring in academics to examine the information from that day, when it should be a LE/IC style counterterrorism investigation.
The leadership has already decided to slow roll it and write a tsk tsk memo at the end.
1/ Now, let me take a moment to note something for the 1/6 committee.
Each one of these Trump mooks will resist the subpoenas. Each one of them will demand to testify in private. Each one with make spurious claims of executive privilege. Each one of them will lie and lie.
2/ Now...and this is the tricky part, but do try to pay attention.
Fuck. These. Guys.
Don't let them or their lawyers wedge you into the phony courtesies and hollow formalities of the Old Washington.
These are people who would have gladly burned down our nation.
3/ They TRIED. 1/6 for them wasn't a failed coup. It was training exercise. Bannon -- an avowed Leninist who wants to destroy every institutions to rebuild them in his own alt-reich vision. Meadows, an apparatchik who would carry out any excess. Patel, dirty from the jump.
1/ Good morning, Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea.
Let's review the bidding: the governors of two of the largest states are letting COVID burn because muh freedumb plays to an audience of a network owned by a crank Aussie billionaire.
2/ Yesterday, one member of the US Senate said it was just fine for a President of the United States to plot an overthrow of the election with his claque of skells, mooks, jabrones, degenerate fops, soulless harpies, wannabe Leninists, and natpop snake-human hybrids.
3/ Another U.S. Senator is the leading antivaxxer in American public life, again lying that muh freedumb is at stake if we all just try to work together to defeat COVID.
There's a reason he's a consistent finalist on America's Most Punchable.
1/ Insanely busy day for reasons, but let me make a quick point while I wait for someone to do something on a project.
The 1/6 Commission doesn't need to be bipartisan. 1996 called and wants their dumb trope back.
The poison-pill stunt-monkey addition of...
2/ of Gym Jordan et al shows the GOP is fundamentally unserious about this matter and no amount of "but muh bipartisan comity" bullshit mayonnaise will turn this chickenshit into chicken salad.
Don't. Get. Played.
3/ The GOP knows that the DC media looooooves the bipartisan both-sidesy claptrap. I have been too busy to read the coverage today, but I *promise* there will be DC conventional-wisdom stories that the committee won't be real and good and 'Murican if the GOP doesn't get to...