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19 Nov, 7 tweets, 2 min read
Saw this prompt and immediately thought of a joongdok au where yjh is an archaic, powerful god and kdj is a chaotic, mischievous immortal-gifted being who decides to fuck with humans every now and then.
*kdj being sacrificed to yjh in a religious ceremony*

Yjh: I am Yoo Joonghyuk, the God of Strife and Tenacity. Who dares summon me into this mortal realm—oh my god its YOU AGAIN?! It hasn’t even been a CENTURY yet, the fuck did you do now?
Kdj: Sup 😏
Yjh: alright, tell me how you ended up like this
Kdj: okay so you know how a 1000 years ago I was saying how there should be more people in your faith?
Yjh:..?
Kdj: well I kinda decided to uhh... start a mock-cult as a prank, but it backfired
Yjh: this cult is yoUR DOING???
yjh: this is the second shit in a row, first was the holy crusades, then the salem with trials AND THEN NOW THIS? THIS IS HOW YOU UTILIZE YOUR IMMORTAL BLESSED VESSEL?
Kdj: 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
Something about chaotic, immortal little shit kdj popping in and out from the mortal realm and into the celestial realm every now and then to mess with yjh, who's just trying to govern his own realm in peace but this mf wON'T LEAVE HIM ALONE
Its just a funny thing to think about too how this one insinuates that kdj is in every mischievous thing that occurred in history.
If you want something hornee, everytime kdj pops into the celestial realm to catch up with yjh, he makes sure to make good use of his carefully acquired 'knowledge' into the bedroom 😏😏😏

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20 Nov
Joongdok AU where yjh is a hunter who encounters a malignant mythical creature, kdj who is a gumiho.

Their fated meeting begins with a deadly game of chase.
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Those were the words yjh's master uttered to him countless moons ago. No hunters begin their routine without muttering this mantra before entering the whims of the wilderness, for malignant beings lurk behind unseen shadows.
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Yall keep talking about yjh fucking kdj to the point he gets pregnant and they have kids together but no one’s talking about how the entire pregnancy is probably not so smooth sailing for kdj 😔😔😔
Hi yes, we’re gonna talk about actual shit that nobody seems to talk about with pregnancy ((and we’re gonna assume kdj physiology is similar to that of a woman’s/afab body throughout gestation))
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21 Aug
The hornee joongdok with yjh who can’t get enough of kdj/busts a nut with just a single glance from seeing each other is fun and all—but I’ve also always wanted a fun hc where yjh is a sex repulsed asexual while kdj is that ever so hornee asexual who makes the crudest jokes 24/7
I like the idea of yjh just trying to mind his own business, being the ace he is—then kdj comes into his life not just being snarky/sassy but also makes the dirtiest jokes to which yjh absolutely despises and cringes from.
Yjh: this particular scenario is longer and harder in duration compared to the previous ones, kdj you be on your guar—
Kdj: haha, that’s what she said 😏
Yjh: Image
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8 Jun
Gonna put this out here~~

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[Part 2 of the Joongdok Venom AU]

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6 Apr
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