"Mai jab chota tha... itne bade bade crocodile se khelta tha"... Image
Baar baar crocodile story sun ne ke baad.. Yogi got his pet tiger and showed him to Modi... Modi went off.. but Cameraman Raju clicked him... Image
Yogi must be thinking... "Saala khada hua crocodile mai ne kabhi dekha nahin"...
Maybe Modi was trying to steal Yogi's shawl... Modi uses shawls as "Decorative" pieces to appear like a scholar.. during the farm repeal speech he wore one like a Saree pallu.. and Modi has more shawls than Nirupa Roy...
Since Modi is deemed the Leventeenth Avatar of Vaseline... he thinks Sanyasis are lesser in status...

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23 Nov
1. The problem @MinhazMerchant is.. Modi himself is a village bumpkin so naturally afraid of talent... He wants to play some Swami Daridendra Moody when the Opposition & antinationals want his blood.. Look at his systematic foolishness..
2. When the farmer protests broke.. for months Modi played Ludo at home.. he then sucked up to Sikhs in Kutch, then Sikhs in Bhopal.. then ran & crawled at Rakabganj Gurudwara.. EVERYTHING except confronting the rioters.. Modi slept on Rday violence too..
3. What are the signals Modi is giving the Oppn & the public? With the biggest mandate in decades Modi still acts like a wimp, often breaking down instead of CONFRONTING the Oppn & Rioters. Like Jesus he tells BJP dodos "Pl love Oppn MPs".. @MinhazMerchant
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23 Nov
Clumsy Covert Frauds - @narendramodi thinks hes the Emperor.. He will destroy temples in Kashi but will grandly donate land to Hindu-hating Bhutan for a Buddhist temple.. Why the donation & Why a Buddhist temple in the holy Hindu land? Why not in Aligarh? mediacrooks.blogspot.com/2021/11/clumsy… Image
Clumsy Covert Frauds... CONSISTENTLY @narendramodi (Appointed Emperor by Ma Ganga) tramples on Hindu sentiments.. BJP loots temples.. but buckles down & crawls for Sikhs, Xtians, Muslims.. Whose PM are you anyway?.. Minorities?
We have overlooked the fact that @narendramodi renovated the OLDEST mosque in Maldives as a humanitarian gesture.. But he doesnt hesitate to donate Holy Hindu land to Hindu-haters Bhutan & destroys OLD temples in India.. What bigotry!
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22 Nov
Incorrect... the appearance being communicated is that of a Sadhu... mild variation in colour doesnt matter... BTW.. Whats the Rudraksh mala for?... Thats also routine dress in the North?..
Great... Thanks.. looks more professional...
Read above... IRCTC has changed it.. good..
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22 Nov
1/3... Along with BJP's troubles, Congress posing a challenge again... there is also Kejriwal who is trying to make inroads into Uttarakhand... I feel BJP wont come back in Ukhand...
2/3.. While we still mock Kejriwal.. I have to say that since his early days as a rioter & drama queen.. he has matured as a CM & politician... and a lot more sober.. His tactic of appealing to "Women votebank" like Jayalalitha shouldnt be taken lightly..
3/3.. AAP may make good gains in Punjab & Uttarakhand where BJP, Congress, Akali are on a downslide.. but in UP they just want to disrupt the power setup & attempt to be kingmaker...
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21 Nov
The waiters look like unholy idiots.. Who does such stupid things... Only @narendramodi and his tasteless nonsense...
It does not take a ton of brains to understand that the issue is NOT the job of waiters ... its the saffron & rudraksha... these are worn by those pursuing a spiritual calling and not waiters, dhobis and mochis.. Their jobs dont require a Sadhu's attire..
In Hindu.. even if the guy is an imposter... Hindus "serve" anyone dressed in Sadhu's clothes out of reverence... Its not Sadhus who have to serve people.. But that is too much to expect @narendramodi to know... @mamatarsingh Railways are dodos insulting Sadhus @AshwiniVaishnaw
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21 Nov
#SundayQuiz.. Normally.. for all deaths in accidents or calamities... Modi announces an ex gratia of 2 lakhs in most cases from PM Relief Fund.. In two cases.. one is this one from Varanasi.. the ex gratia by govt was FIVE lakhs.. Do you know why?... @Bharatvidya1 @RituRathaur Image
Bengal elections were over in May.. But those workers were from Malda & ILLEGALLY living in dilapidated, demolished structures which is a VIOLATION of Labour laws... They got 5 lakhs bec they were Muslims.. and no Hindu wants to do demolition work there
Why tell me that the contractor isnt a govt lackey?... If its not... They should be jail for flouting labour laws.. Workers living in demolished buildings violates laws of safety... Should ask that Yogi and Modi..
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