thinkin about omega!lwj and alpha!lwj meeting each other.

both wear so many layers and have their scents so carefully hidden under all their clothes. they look at each other for a long time before simultaneously bowing to each other, fully accepting of each other's presentation.
omega!wwx and alpha!wwx, on the other hand, would 10000% fight each other.
alpha!lwj and omega!lwj are the epitome of courtesy. when going down stairs, alpha!lwj gracefully offers his arm and omega!lwj takes it with the lightest of touches. they are perfect.

meanwhile omega!wwx has latched onto alpha!wwx's arm because alpha!wwx made fun of his teeth.
the lan sect are surprised by omega!lwj's presence, but they're not disapproving of it. he acts very similar to their alpha!lwj. truly their second jade is peerless; he is a credit to his family no matter what his presentation is.
the jiangs, on the other hand, are HORRIFIED by the prospect of an alpha!wwx existing. their omega!wwx is already a horror to control. AND NOW THERE'S AN ALPHA VERSION OF HIM.
omega!wwx and alpha!wwx act like they viciously hate each other for about 3 days and then, without warning, suddenly decide that they are best buddies. nobody knows how or why this happened.

unfortunately this also means they start flirting with each other.
it's the most ridiculous, over-the-top, performative flirting ever. omega!wwx giggles too high-pitched when alpha!wwx smacks his bum. it's hilarious to watch others' reactions.

neither omega!lwj nor alpha!lwj bat an eyelid at their behavior.
I also feel like omega!lwj and omega!wwx would get along very well. they would collaboratively make a nest and contently snuggle in it side-by-side.

on the other hand, alpha!wwx and alpha!lwj would sit in tense silence, each trying to subtly intimidate the other.
it's not a hostile tension by any means. they recognize the other as their loved one's alternate self. it's more like the energy of chinese aunties fighting over who gets to pay the restaurant dinner bill—a desire to be seen and recognized as the superior provider.
omega!wwx, watching the alpha stand-off from within the nest: i think they should kiss

omega!lwj, also watching: i agree
anyways they probably end up in a foursome, tbh. someone's rut/heat is bound to trigger and then oop.
that's all i have for this line of thought lolol there's no more

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I always appreciate a good wangxian time travel, and it's still #omegaLWJseason, so…

35 y/o omega!lwj accidentally time travels back to his 15 y/o days. typically, presentations don't emerge until someone is around 16-18 years of age, so wangxian are unpresented at this time.
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(for distinction purposes, bby unpresented lwj is lwj and 35 y/o omega!lwj is hgj))

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very quick nsfw mpreg thought for #omegaLWJseason: omega!lwj finally being allowed to ride a train alone to go visit his brother—and ends up preggie from a brief encounter on it with a handsome alpha stranger. 😩😩
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what if unbonded alphas can tell that their rut is approaching because their teeth itch with the need to bite.

what if omega!lwj can tell that alpha!wwx is almost in rut not because of his changing scent, but because wwx chews on a squeaky ball to relieve the itchiness.
alpha!wwx likes his squeaky ball! it's sturdy, big enough to fit in his mouth and get to all his teeth, and it squeaks just enough to satisfy the rut-driven part of him that wants to hear something cry out.

it REALLY annoys his coworker lwj. the constant *squeak… squeak…*
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11 Nov
oh no my jiang-snakes headcanon is growing rapidly out of hand.

anyways, I'm just thinking about how foxxian, in his first life, is immune to jiang snake venom. he has been bitten so many times by a liddol snakecheng while growing up that the venom no longer affects him.
and in foxxian's second life, he pesters snakecheng to the point where, out of sheer habit, snakecheng nibbles on him.

and foxxian,

collapses.
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then he remembers—this is not foxxian's original body. he has no immunity.
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reasons why i think the jiangs' animal forms should be snakes:
- snakes cool
- snakes pretty
- zidian on a snake. YES. LIGHTNING SNAKE AS A WHI.
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foxxian: u kinda look like a chew toy

snakecheng: and u kinda look like u have too much oxygen going to ur braincells
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#omegaLWJseason

so many sugar daddy lwj fics, why not sugar daddy wwx? why not sugar daddy alpha!wwx who, really, kinda became a sugar daddy by accident?

tags: a/b/o OBVIOUSLY, bottom!lwj, genre-typical sexism, etc. etc.
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