Thread by @hmsnofun

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https://twitter.com/HedgeMom/status/1462220722424610816

i'm one of those motherfuckers who was a fan of rebecca sugar back when she was just doing ed edd n eddy nsfw art on tumblr. we need this energy back in our lives

i didn't know ed was a furry

okay seriously though what the fuck is this old british naval slang doing in a wiki about a children's cartoon from the 90's

anyway all i'm saying is trans women with freaky childhoods can get it, and that's coming from extensive personal experience

dating other millennial transfems is a treat because we all have wildly different, equally brainbreaking traumas that we coped with by special interestsing super unhealthily on AT LEAST TWO of the peak 90's cartoon network/nickelodeon cartoons

when she's into courage the cowardly dog there's a 70/30 chance she's got a septum piercing

i'm now imagining something like a dynamic personality quiz where the things you like about your favorite childhood cartoons combine to create further and further deranged intersections of personality traits, fashion choices, and uncomfortably specific but deeply-held perversions

me at 11: i liked that powerpuff girls where everbody got turned into dogs. and that one ep of ed edd n eddy where ed thought he was a dog. and then there's that scene in invader zim-
personality quiz: do you seriously need me to tell you that you're a furry, or
me: whats a furry

if she openly expresses nostalgia for cow & chicken, she's either the single coolest human on earth or she's gonna leave you holding the bag in a multinational pyramid scheme that *somehow* puts you two degrees away from 2 the ranting gryphon

i bet you could guess the politics of a trans woman based on the ratio of cartoon network to nickelodeon shows in her favs. like if she says hey arnold AND catdog AND angry beavers, and then sometimes dexter's lab, she's FOR SURE a card-carrying member of the john brown gun club