shower thought: ling rui/lfn dubcon + fucking machine, she’s launching a new discreet product line and asks if lr will help her test it, he says yes without asking for details, and then wakes up bound wrist and ankle to the bedposts with lfn adjusting a machine between his legs
he struggles, she reminds him he promised to help with her new product. she has to know it works for men as well, she can’t sell it without thorough testing and it’s awk to find willing male trial users so he should hold still and be ready to fill out a satisfaction survey later
lfn knows that lr isn’t ready to be intimate with her yet so she promises not to touch him any more than is required! the starting attachment isn’t that big so she can lube it up and squeeze it in without even touching his asshole with her fingers, no problem 😙
alas, lr’s hands are all tied up, he’s going to be coming untouched or not at all. and don’t worry, there’s plenty more attachments to test as he gets used to the smaller sizes

once the fucking machine is ramped up to full speed she’s gonna leave it running until he cries
I’m thinking that lr says some bitchy, not-very-cooperative things as lfn inexpertly shoves a silicone dick into him, which would give her an excuse to also have him test a prototype dildo gag (it’s not perfect yet. maybe still a bit too big for user comfort)
naturally the fucking machine is named infinity 💖

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