shower thought: ling rui/lfn dubcon + fucking machine, she’s launching a new discreet product line and asks if lr will help her test it, he says yes without asking for details, and then wakes up bound wrist and ankle to the bedposts with lfn adjusting a machine between his legs
he struggles, she reminds him he promised to help with her new product. she has to know it works for men as well, she can’t sell it without thorough testing and it’s awk to find willing male trial users so he should hold still and be ready to fill out a satisfaction survey later
lfn knows that lr isn’t ready to be intimate with her yet so she promises not to touch him any more than is required! the starting attachment isn’t that big so she can lube it up and squeeze it in without even touching his asshole with her fingers, no problem 😙
alas, lr’s hands are all tied up, he’s going to be coming untouched or not at all. and don’t worry, there’s plenty more attachments to test as he gets used to the smaller sizes
once the fucking machine is ramped up to full speed she’s gonna leave it running until he cries
I’m thinking that lr says some bitchy, not-very-cooperative things as lfn inexpertly shoves a silicone dick into him, which would give her an excuse to also have him test a prototype dildo gag (it’s not perfect yet. maybe still a bit too big for user comfort)
naturally the fucking machine is named infinity 💖
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I’m still thinking about this thing my undergrad mentee said to me ages ago about how come journal club is so hostile and critical, and shouldn’t we strive to create a more positive environment
and I don’t think we should, but it was hard to articulate why
for background, Academic Journal Club is when a dozen-ish scientists take a look at some freshly released research and argue about if it’s any good or not.
generally this involves a lot of nitpicking and suspicion.
science runs almost entirely on trust. it’s laughably easy to fabricate studies, and there’s big incentives (clout, $, mainly $)
independent replication is great but sometimes a result took 5 years to get and there’s 2 people in the world who can make the technique work…
time for me to PROCESS an IMAGE, if you know what i mean
the image is a hand on SOMEBODY'S throat and the process is gonna be 🐱/🐶 breathplay bullshit that's gonna get extremely nsfw extremely fast
first week or so of filming: z is hot, bored, tired of trying to bully his fellow cast into being social humans, and nursing a crush that is, to all appearances, gonna get FIRMLY turned down if he voices it.
on the heels of a breakup and covid-induced isolation, z's been really feeling the loss of high impact sports as an energy outlet. he's also missing interesting sex. his own hand is fine and all, but it's not exactly /inspiring/
it's been a hard fucking week. what if 🐱 woke up with a surprise pussy one morning and went directly to ask 🐶 what to do with it
(even though G doesn't know the first thing about vag, given, you know, it's not a place he really ventures)
we are not explaining how this happened. it just did. Z's alarm goes off and he stumbles into the bathroom to piss and -- huh. HUH! why is his dick gone?
first reaction: feel around his crotch to see if it's just hiding (it's not)
second reaction: oooooooooh that's new
third reaction: grabbing his chest to see if he has boobs too (no more than usual)