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@KR3Wmatic
Nov 23, 2021 • 9 tweets • 3 min read • Read on X
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Do you know what Lucifer sex everyday? Yeah right.

Lucifer married Rihanna and Lady Gaga.

Watch Rihanna's "Umbrella" music video, she gave Lucifer Doggy Style.

Please be mindful of those hip-hop rappers. They're working for Satan.

Do you know that Star is symbol of Antichrist? Yeah right.

You're not making heaven if you be Starboy. 😂

Do you believe in the supernatural? Here's Lucifer talking in person.

Wow! Demon with the braids. I love her. 🤣😂

Do you know that all that glitter is not gold? All that glitters leads you to hell.

Shine shine boy, characteristics of hellfire. 🤣😂

Doggy is Lucifer's favorite sex position.

Desist! Repent!

God prefers missionary, ask the Virgin Mary.

Doggy will lead you to hell.

Small breast dey wear pushup bra, you get special place in hell for false advertisement.

If you dey wear bra wey get foam inside, hell straight! 🤣😂

Here we have Muslims praising their God on behalf of this fowl crowing *God have mercy!* 🤦🏽

Does religion turn people stupid, or do stupid people become religious? 😂

Here we have Bishop David Oyedepo, a Nigerian preacher claims he spoke in tongues through a flyer.

Wow! A wonderfool God.

What flyers cannot do does not exist. 😂

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Jun 8, 2022
“Take it to the mountain top, if you've never heard it before. I am saying it to you this morning in the scheme of things as far as politics of Nigeria is concerned, President Muhammadu Buhari is number 15 and yours sincerely I am number 16.” -Tunde Bakare
And as he made this earth shattering proclamation that the heavens had decreed him to be president of Nigeria, the congregation was thrown into a frenzy.
They jumped and skipped all over the auditorium, hands raised in the glorification of the almighty that a saviour of Nigeria had been born into their church.
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Jun 7, 2022
I've never sinned. I make this proclamation all the time to my monotheistic friends and they do not like it.

Sin is a transgression against a religious law. If I do not subscribe to the religion, then I do not sin.
Straw arguments like “Oh, then you have a license to murder, rape and pillage” are easily dispatched.
There is absolutely no evidence of any consequences of violating religious laws. There is ample evidence of consequences of violating man’s laws.
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Jun 7, 2022
There is a solid consensus among Talmudists that Zoroastrianism had a significant influence on the Talmud. I mean if you compare the Bavli to the Jerusalem Talmud, you can begin to see the massive Persian influence on the Babylonian Talmud.
I remember one Jewish scholar noting that no religion has closer laws to Rabbinic Judaism than Zoroastrianism itself. If you are interested, Geoffrey Herman published a few interesting articles.
One of the most striking parallels I've noticed is the Eran/Aneran dichotomy and the Jewish/Gentile dichotomy. Although, the Zoroastrian counterpart is more stringent. The only way you can be apart of Eran is to be BOTH Iranian and Zoroastrian.
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Dec 18, 2021
Reciting the Quran and you go think say unbelievers collect Allah's bread. He's so angry that people do not believe in him. 😂😂

"Neither their possessions nor their children will be any use to the disbelievers against God. The disbelievers will be fuel for the Fire." Quran 3:10
"Verily Allah has cursed the Unbelievers and prepared for them a Blazing Fire." [Quran 33:64]

"The [kufar] are those who are Cursed by Allah, by the angels, and by all mankind." [Quran 3:87]

"Disbelievers are the friends of Satan." [Quran 4:76] 🤣🤣
"O you who believe! Do not take the disbelievers for friends instead of the believers." [Quran 4:144]

"Certainly you disbelievers and whatever you worship instead of Allah will be the fuel of Hell. You are all bound to enter it." [Quran 21:98]
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Dec 18, 2021
All religions comprise of three basic parts.

1. A theory of Everything (Theology or Philosophy)

2. That theory is then presented in the form of mythology - stories, Grand-narratives, legends, epics and anecdotes etc.
3. A blueprint for practice - ethics, morals, rituals, customs, traditions etc.

Some religions like the Abrahamic ones construct their theology on some mythical assumptions - in other words mythology is their foundation.
The Dharma religions (Hinduism, Buddhism and Jainism) are grounded in philosophy with mythology illustrating and illuminating metaphysics but not essential to the core philosophy.
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Dec 16, 2021
Despite of a heavy indoctrination through my entire childhood, I managed to eventually escape from my belief system. But that was not easy. Religion was essential part of my life. No other option existed for me.
I have changed my mind through a careful study of basic laws of nature and discovering a scientific method as the best tool to confirm humankind's knowledge.
With an enlightenment came an admiration of physical reality, and thirst for knowledge. I began to seek answers to all questions I did not dare to ask before.
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