OMG Lord (and/or Who/Whatever) preserve me from more shows for the children
Another hour in *hell*
Why would anyone think because it’s for the children it can be unimaginative, illogical and mindlessly stupid?
I guess it was supposed to be “poetic”
It wasn’t
First thing, a candle in the middle is a bad idea. Tho it “only took” half an hour for the storyteller to realise it was tricky for kids to touch her poster as requested right behind the lit candle without burning alive.
Oh, and the story…
“The Universe is like you kids: It has two eyes, a nose, a mouth, ears, two hands & a heart. It also has special powers. It can close its eyes! Can you close your eyes like the Universe so you’re in the dark like it is?”
My future scientist 9 yrs old: “Wot?”
“Now I’m gonna tell you how the Universe was created. All the particles started laughing, so the Universe got really mad & started crying. Then it got even madder & thunder created sparkles. Thus it’s anger created a beautiful thing.”
My 9 yrs old: “That’s so *not* what happened”
At one point the kids got to blow on confetti. That they liked. Classic pandemic fun.
Then they got to put ink on their fingers to decorate the Universe’s face. Actual f*cking ink.
Gee thanks.
I mean even that 👇 was less worse.
To the least they didn’t try to choke us all with strawberry spray so we could “smell like the Universe does”
Unfortunately, like the Universe, we had no legs.
No way to run away.
Why oh why is this inflicted on children and their unsuspecting parents

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