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19 Nov, 6 tweets, 2 min read
Owning our reputation at suck*ing at learning foreign languages ImageImageImageImage
Oh my god I'm so good at this
I mean I recognise the man, boy and girl pictures
Scored!👍 Image
That's good for the ego
(I also recognised the woman -be amazed) Image
Gee girl refrain your enthusiasm
It says *hard* exercice Image
Oh my
After
Italian w/ a French accent
English w/Friends' Rachel accent
German w/an English accent
Russian w/an undefined accent (classmates couldn't figure it out but "it's not Russian")
Here comes Swedish w/a (sort of) Russian accent
(What is this rolled not rolled "r"?)
"I am a fish"
(When am I ever going to use that?)

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19 Nov
Why has no one invented a kitchen where you can cook from a bed?
(F*ck it’s late where did time go?)
Meal is cooked!
Funny that, sat us 94 on my right hand and 95 on the left.
Go left!
Really glad I cooked enough for two meals
And it’s now time for animated political analysis (more entertaining than world’s news for sure)
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19 Nov
Oh my we are on red alert mode
I'm out of coffee
I mean I already have the focus ability of a drunk C. elegans today
(Fun fact: The Caenorhabditis elegans is a 1 mm long nematode that has the smallest brain of all animals)
(And no I'm not drunk, but there's good chances I'm in for round II of Covid -being drunk is more fun)
That does not impair my ability to lose time on this website but definitively stall my translation ability
I mean it's the simplest text in the world and I'm like: "What are words"
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19 Nov
Why was 'air quotes compulsion' guy platformed again?
(I mean did he ever do or said anything worth mentioning?)
Well that question was answered.
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18 Nov
Theatre time with my 9 yrs old class

(I hadn’t planned for the super spreading factor of this event, boosted by employees unable to put their mask on their nose making a 100 kids or so wait in the hall for half an hour)

The play’d better be good

*TEACHERS ARE HEROES*
My god it was atrocious
This is one of the worst thing I've seen -ever
The actors & FX girl were OK -but if they had anything to do with the script they are guilty as sin
It was
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18 Nov
Been there -as the victim and mother of the victim
It’s just so mean to talk about nasty things making everyone uncomfortable
Why would you want to ruin everyone’s life
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Not all my family reacted like that fortunately -but most couldn’t forgive speaking up.
They were more comfortable with pretending nothing happened or show forgiveness to the one who did awful things but didn’t embarrass them with it
I understand *really well* how anyone who can just wants to stay far, far away with it
I guess it's a reflex. A self-protective move
But it just adds to the trauma. The people turning their back to you. Truly to what happened to you, as it's unbearable -but, in practice -to you
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17 Nov
Oh my
Today my 5 years old invited his (also 5 years old) girlfriend.
At one point they went silent.
Yes, that's when you want to go check.
I found them together in bed, drapes shut.
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"We're making love" my 5 years old say.
😬 You're WHAT?!? 😬
I mean, he's 5.
We did NOT have this conversation yet.
He knows about daddy's seed meeting mummy's seed in mummy's belly, but the part about how the seed transfers there exactly has not been discussed yet.
Me: "What do you think that means?"
He: "It's how we'll have a baby" 🤨
Other than that, turns out he knows nothing.
His (5 years old) girlfriend was more knowledgeable:
"When you are in love, you go into the bed, you turn off the lights and then the boy puts his leg on you".
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