Ok first, what I said was "that the kids can decorate with their own ornaments" NOT "all by themselves". We have 4 kids, it can't be a TINY tree. I never envisioned a tree the kids could put the star on themselves and that's not what I said!
Second:
Second:
https://twitter.com/JJ_Denhollander/status/1464364076197425160
It REALLY didn't look that big at the farm 😜 so this kinda was an accident.
Third: The smaller trees were SO Bad. Seriously so bad. This looked so good in comparison. And see point two.
Third: The smaller trees were SO Bad. Seriously so bad. This looked so good in comparison. And see point two.
Fourth: we have three floors in our house. There IS room for this tree even if I did make a mistake. There just... Isn't room THERE.
Fifth: It's Christmas and it only happens once and the kids love it and his complaining will squash their joy in cutting their own tree. So stop😝
Fifth: It's Christmas and it only happens once and the kids love it and his complaining will squash their joy in cutting their own tree. So stop😝
Sixth: I did realize it was too big when we got home and told you it wouldn't fit and suggested 2 other places but you dragged it up anyway. And then because you were reading theology when we had that conversation, completely forgot I'd already warned you!
FINALLY: You didn't come because studying for comps. So I fed, packed for and bundled up four kids, drove an hour to the farm, wrangled all of them on the wagon and at the farm, got them all to agree on a tree, got them all to pee in the farm bathrooms without an incident...
Got all of them cups of hot cidar and no one spilled anything,have them the healthy snacks I packed, and then drove an hour home and got dinner.
AND YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE SIZE OF THE TREE????
AND YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE SIZE OF THE TREE????
Plus we had fun, dang it. So stop killing the Christmas joy and laugh about it, because I ain't returning it 😂
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