Thread by @redsteeze

Four minutes into the "Get Back" sessions films

"The fuck is this bitch doing here"

God this thing is going to put me on Paul's team isn't it? It totally is.

"I'm just here so I don't get fined."

Yoko Ono takes a bite of a biscuit and puts it back in the bag. She was a Whole Foods customer 40 years ahead of her time.

Paul is doing gummies now. I can't live tweet this. I have to stop.

Yoko Ono is now just sitting there licking the blade edge of a French musket bayonet.

George just quit the band 3 times and came back 3 times.

I discovered two more songs Oasis ripped off watching this.

There's obviously something wrong with George. He's taken off his shoes and one of his socks and... actually, I think he's crying.

It's nice how they all humor Ringo when he tries.

Oh they just threw smack at The Beach Boys. That's crossing some fucking lines.

Pet Sounds > Any Beatles Album. Not even close.

In fact I'm now pretending this is a Pet Sounds documentary.

Yoko just brought them tea and sandwiches. If only she would have stuck to doing just that John Lennon would still be alive and they'd still be a band.

George Harrison just sang "And Neo woke up from the Matrix yea, everything was a lie" and literally no one has noticed this until just now.

George just praised Eric Clapton so that's going to piss "the new @RollingStone" off.

The Beatles might have been one of the most interesting bands leading up to 1969 but they were one of the least interesting bands in 1969 and after. The biggest problem with this doc.

"Lennon and his bitch are late."

*starts strumming without them. Comes up with next great single Get Back.

HMMMMMM..

Essentially what this documentary says is the problem The Beatles was Lennon not leaving the band sooner.

Pretty pimp move to roll up two hours late and just join in tho.

These guys were so fucking good when they were just a bit behind or a bit off of each other's vocals. When they were just messy. Which use by these B sides or session takes are far more interesting than anything they recorded after 1967.

That was only 5 DAYS? Yeah I'm out.

I'm team Yoko now,