Thread by @MartinCWWalker

1/ In the #metaverse we will all be superheroes with super power which means all problems will have to solved with...

2/ Violence or

3/ Solving irrelevant puzzles

#metaverse

4/ or by making bold statements

#metaverse

5/ In the metaverse you won’t notice your leaking roof or lack of food because...

#Metaverse

6/ You will be living in an augmented reality palace or a bat cave until...
#Metaverse

7/ You run out of meta cryptocurrency to pay the rent
#Metaverse

8/ In Metaverse at least you be able to pay for beer instantly using Bitcoin
#metaverse

9/ but virtual beer has surprisingly little taste and you will have to pay a fee to convert Bitcoin into Meta Bitcoin

#metaverse

All hail the #Metaverse