YES. Pneumatic elevator! If your megamansion doesn't have one what are you even doing? I saw this and smiled ear to ear. And really, isn't that what we all need more of right now? #SaturdayNightZIllow
Romance. If I'm spending $14.5M, I want a tower 800 feet in the sky overlooking the ocean. #SaturdayNightZIllow
Oh, hello. They call this "New Construction" building a castle but the only really castle-y thing is this. I'll allow it. #SaturdayNightZillow
You can see here the two windmills, which with the solar panels provide 95% of the power for the property, per the listing. Like a lot of mansions in Puerto Rico I've seen today, people want to be capable of going off-grid for water and power. #SaturdayNightZIllow
Stats: *45 acres*
~10K sf
*Helicopter pad
*8K sf courtyard
*30,000 gallon cistern
*Guest house #SaturdayNightZillow
Weird thing is the address is 1 Palatine Hills. And that kind of creeps me out because I keep seeing it as PALPATINE. #SaturdayNightZillow
Puerto Rico also has a LOT of affordable housing. Like this 5BR, 3BA place for, checks notes $115K! Even sports a bidet... Maybe we can buy it, split it 52 ways and each get a week here for life. #SaturdayNightZillowzillow.com/homedetails/G-…
I would read a 1,000-word Style-section story on this chair. #SaturdayNightZillow
A better investment might be this $975K, 6-apartment building with 12K sf walking distance to the beach with A+ view from the roof. We should buy it and convert to an AirBnB cash machine. #SaturdayNightZillowzillow.com/homedetails/92…
Would love to know the story behind this stuff. And that looks like a BFG staring out the window. #SaturdayNightZillow
Puerto Rico's most expensive property listing, by far, is a ~$35M compound festooned with solar panels — as you might expect. The outside looks a little industrial to my tastes but the inside does have its charms... #SaturdayNightZIllowzillow.com/homedetails/17…
Laundry room is fine if a bit on the boring side. No pies or anything like last night lol. #SaturdayNightZillow
Finally, at long last, someone perfects TV placement. Though, in a $35M house, shouldn't the TV be bigger? #SaturdayNightZillow
I'm a little confused by this. What the hell is it? A bathtub inside a bathtub? WEIRD. #SaturdayNightZillow
Of course there is a party shower. Because otherwise you'd have spent 35 MILLION DOLLARS and somebody would be, like, you didn't even get a party shower? #SaturdayNightZillow
Overall this mansion leaves me ice cold. You are in Puerto Rico, you should have COLOR. Exuberance! Life! Romance! And not just a laundry list of expensive imported luxury names you plastered all over the place. #SaturdayNightZillow
Got my booster last night. Woke up feeling feverish. Took two Tylenol. Now feeling great. *Get your shots*
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Get vaccinated to protect yourselves and your loved ones. We are needlessly losing *hundreds of thousands of people* to horrible, lonely drowning deaths to misinformation, conspiracy crap and innumeracy.
My pharmacist said she’s already lost three friends to COVID and doesn’t understand why people won’t take the shots. They work.
If you are happy with your cable/high speed internet provider, and they have C-SPAN, let me know. (Prices seem a lot higher than last time I cross-shopped)
“Just the taxes and fees* on my cable bill are now more than $100 a month.
I don’t even have HBO, I barely watch TV. I just need the news networks for work. And you can’t get C-SPAN without cable.
Reminder that the federal budget mostly on autopilot is on track to spend ~$60T with ~$45T revenue over next decade. BBB changes the trajectory of that spending and taxing by a few percent.
BBB is a lot smaller than Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, the Defense Department, etc. is it big? Yes. ARP and CARES were similar in size but on a *much* more compressed timeline. This is long-term bill.
Remember fiscal cliff deal? The deficit impact of that Obama-Biden-McConnell law extending most of the Bush tax cuts *but not Obama’s* is about $500B a year *today.*