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72.01/ Week seventy-two, Nov. 27-Dec. 3, 2021, thread begins here.

Week 71 below.
72.02/ Schoolhouse Rock is on Disney+! I couldn't resist going through all the grammar episodes the instant I found out.

disneyplus.com/series/grammar…
72.03/ Re: the embarrassing #Steelers loss and the state/fate of the team going forward; this thread is pretty much on the money. This is one year in the midst of a rebuild. (I'd like to see the DC go too, though. He's coasted on talent too long)
72.04/ I'm looking for a video, but this GIF of #SNF's "Cleveland Browns as the AFC North Court Jester" is mildly cheering me up. It's been a bad week of Football, alright?
72.05/ In my relatively expert opinion, #Hanukkah should not be labeled a "minor" holiday. Lag B'Omer, Tu B'shvat, Tu B'av - these are minor holidays. Hanukkah is 8 days, full Torah reading, full Hallel. It's more intense than Rosh Chodesh or Pesach Sheni, which are Biblical.
72.06/ Like many of you, I've been under a cloud today because of the imminent destruction of abortion rights by a revanchist SCOTUS that glorifies theocratic cruelty. As I've said before: I'm pro-abortion and the USA must preserve that human right.
72.07/ Brief #NYR interlude: our goalie Shesterkin is amazing. And he needs a nickname! The golden age of sports nicknames seems to have passed (my theory: it coincides with the waning of dominance of print media)
72.08/ Everyone knows, and even unprompted I would declare openly, that my favorite Greek letter is omicron. Just a #Hanukkah irony that my favorite part of that culture would be ruined by plague.

Couldn't it have been "eta" or - better - "mu"?!
72.09/ Very good thread about how many on the internet wittingly or robotically spread propaganda to undermine our free society. The internet poses as a library but it's a toxic war-zone, fighting for your mind and spirit.
72.10/ I'm a unique unpredictable individual and yet, as my kids would tell you, I'm way too often an uncanny mashup of @MSchmutter and @Pittsburgh_Dad. The video below is nearly word for word my monologue on Sunday night. Eerie!

72.11/ Finally, some action is being taken against the enablers of abuse, in this case the OU/NCSY for aiding & abetting #Lanner.
jta.org/2021/11/29/ny/…

I've been fighting him and his ilk for decades, as I wrote about here 20 years ago:
academia.edu/51009289/Priso…
72.12/ Similar to 72.09 above, a thread about online doomsayers. As before, please be wary of the propaganda ops all around us here. Another group, however, are those who suffer from overwhelming anxiety/depression and vent online, spreading their doom.
72.13/ I haven't said much about the Mets signing Scherzer but it's a bit mind-blowing. And I'm extraordinarily gun-shy about showing hope in a team that seems designed to crush youthful optimism. Ah well #LGM
72.14/ Good safety tip - we also have a fire extinguisher & a pitcher of water set up near them.

The mounted deer head on the wall is a nice touch because it declares "we have no idea what a typical American Jewish household looks like" and that's cute.
72.15/ Perfect response to the scandalous double standard by CNN.

CNN claims they “understood [Chris Cuomo's] need to put his family first and his job second”

@cindygallop's response? "Said no employer to a woman ever."

72.16/ Trump (ym"sh) was definitely not the worst person on Earth but he WANTED to be. And that matters.

72.17/ Any close watcher of MLB last 2 seasons saw that they changed the baseballs. Now it's been revealed to be true.

And I also remember Pete Alonso getting dragged for noticing it. That's textbook gaslighting.
72.18/ A reason why I feel the GOP's revanchist crusade to destroy rights for women (Roe) & minorities (voter suppression) is so horrifying is that they're destroying already enshrined human rights as opposed to maintaining the past's undemocratic status-quo. It's *active* evil.
72.19/ This is a creepy dystopian window into the anti-women crusade of the religious right:
washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/11…
72.20/ This is pretty cool (h.t. @WholesomeMeme)
Alt: "Today's date is both a palindrome and an ambigram: you can read it from left to right or right to left, as well as upside down."
1202221 [works only in digital numerals] "Today's date is both ...
72.21/ Happy Birthday to all who celebrate!
72.22/ I totally agree: statistics over calculus. You should've seen me when my kids's HS Math teacher gave us the option of eschewing calc for stats. I played it cool, but I was turning cartwheels in my head.

72.23/ A cromulent alignment chart for how to spell #Hanukkah via @Yair_Rosenberg. We can quibble about the margins but the core is a consensus view, I'd say.

Lawful Good: Hanukkah Neutr...
72.24/ Candidates for best invention after sliced bread: (1) spellcheck, (2) seedless grapes, (3) seedless watermelon.

Yes, real ones are: (1) internet, (2) COVID vaccine, (3) air conditioning, etc. but I assume the original aphorism is meant to be ironic in its understatement.
72.25/ #HappyHanukkah everyone, may you light in time, have a easy, light Shabbas, and be safe and well.

#ShabbatShalom everyone.

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212.02/ #ChochmatNashim for #Devarim and #TishaBeAv 5783 (LAST YEAR). @ChochmatNashim

Downloadable pdf with working links of Divrei Torah by Orthodox women scholars on the parsha and other topics of the week. 22 pages.
drive.google.com/file/d/1TH6ApN…
212.03/ This is an excellent, spot-on, thread. I've said a lot of this stuff for years.

[I'm a life-long Democrat born in Pittsburgh & raised in small towns (Binghamton), rural areas (Ithaca), and the South (Memphis). Walz is a familiar archetype to me.]
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211.01/ Week two-hundred and eleven, July 27-August 2, 2024, thread begins here.

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211.02/ It would behoove this law prof. to learn about the Jewish law concept of "chazakah" - the legal presumption for what a person means/intends. So, um, Trump (ym'sh) fomented an armed insurrection. He wants to end Democracy.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chazakah
211.03/ Knowing full well that this is based on a purposeful hoax, I accept this nickname for Vance.
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210.02/ 1. Thank you Pres. Biden for your incredible job as president. I'm sorry you're not running again

2. I support VP Harris with all my might to be president in 2024. And I hope all freedom loving Americans will do the same.
210.03/ I had too many sleepless nights over the last three weeks because of the drumbeat against Biden b/c there was too much smoke for there not to be fire. What kept me steady was my trust of his judgement. So if he thinks this is wise, then I logically have to support it.
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209.02/ Following the assassination attempt on TFG yesterday - an act I condemn; ballots not bullets - the reaction by news agencies has been unhinged. But I'm singling out The Daily Beast and Politico who are lionizing TFG using very disturbing rhetoric. I've had to unfollow.
209.03/ I'm furious that so many in Congress are playing this dangerous game but I'm reminding myself that (1) the MSM has been fabricating stories & amplifying mythological pro-GOP nonsense for a while now & (2) I trust Biden's abilities to handle this like he did NATO.
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208.02/ Demographically, I should be part of the "elite" but the past two weeks showed me that I'm a solid true-blue member of the Democratic "base" because I'm standing by Biden-Harris & have a white-hot rage against the media (& the cowards in my party) trying to take us down.
208.03/ People ask "Why haven't the media learned their lesson from 'But Her Emails?' in 2016"?! But the answer is QED - they did learn their lesson: that with relentless bad-faith attacks they can knock out the Democrat & elect a cash-cow tabloid buffoon. They know & want this.
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