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72.01/ Week seventy-two, Nov. 27-Dec. 3, 2021, thread begins here.

Week 71 below.
72.02/ Schoolhouse Rock is on Disney+! I couldn't resist going through all the grammar episodes the instant I found out.

disneyplus.com/series/grammar…
72.03/ Re: the embarrassing #Steelers loss and the state/fate of the team going forward; this thread is pretty much on the money. This is one year in the midst of a rebuild. (I'd like to see the DC go too, though. He's coasted on talent too long)
72.04/ I'm looking for a video, but this GIF of #SNF's "Cleveland Browns as the AFC North Court Jester" is mildly cheering me up. It's been a bad week of Football, alright?
72.05/ In my relatively expert opinion, #Hanukkah should not be labeled a "minor" holiday. Lag B'Omer, Tu B'shvat, Tu B'av - these are minor holidays. Hanukkah is 8 days, full Torah reading, full Hallel. It's more intense than Rosh Chodesh or Pesach Sheni, which are Biblical.
72.06/ Like many of you, I've been under a cloud today because of the imminent destruction of abortion rights by a revanchist SCOTUS that glorifies theocratic cruelty. As I've said before: I'm pro-abortion and the USA must preserve that human right.
72.07/ Brief #NYR interlude: our goalie Shesterkin is amazing. And he needs a nickname! The golden age of sports nicknames seems to have passed (my theory: it coincides with the waning of dominance of print media)
72.08/ Everyone knows, and even unprompted I would declare openly, that my favorite Greek letter is omicron. Just a #Hanukkah irony that my favorite part of that culture would be ruined by plague.

Couldn't it have been "eta" or - better - "mu"?!
72.09/ Very good thread about how many on the internet wittingly or robotically spread propaganda to undermine our free society. The internet poses as a library but it's a toxic war-zone, fighting for your mind and spirit.
72.10/ I'm a unique unpredictable individual and yet, as my kids would tell you, I'm way too often an uncanny mashup of @MSchmutter and @Pittsburgh_Dad. The video below is nearly word for word my monologue on Sunday night. Eerie!

72.11/ Finally, some action is being taken against the enablers of abuse, in this case the OU/NCSY for aiding & abetting #Lanner.
jta.org/2021/11/29/ny/…

I've been fighting him and his ilk for decades, as I wrote about here 20 years ago:
academia.edu/51009289/Priso…
72.12/ Similar to 72.09 above, a thread about online doomsayers. As before, please be wary of the propaganda ops all around us here. Another group, however, are those who suffer from overwhelming anxiety/depression and vent online, spreading their doom.
72.13/ I haven't said much about the Mets signing Scherzer but it's a bit mind-blowing. And I'm extraordinarily gun-shy about showing hope in a team that seems designed to crush youthful optimism. Ah well #LGM
72.14/ Good safety tip - we also have a fire extinguisher & a pitcher of water set up near them.

The mounted deer head on the wall is a nice touch because it declares "we have no idea what a typical American Jewish household looks like" and that's cute.
72.15/ Perfect response to the scandalous double standard by CNN.

CNN claims they “understood [Chris Cuomo's] need to put his family first and his job second”

@cindygallop's response? "Said no employer to a woman ever."

72.16/ Trump (ym"sh) was definitely not the worst person on Earth but he WANTED to be. And that matters.

72.17/ Any close watcher of MLB last 2 seasons saw that they changed the baseballs. Now it's been revealed to be true.

And I also remember Pete Alonso getting dragged for noticing it. That's textbook gaslighting.
72.18/ A reason why I feel the GOP's revanchist crusade to destroy rights for women (Roe) & minorities (voter suppression) is so horrifying is that they're destroying already enshrined human rights as opposed to maintaining the past's undemocratic status-quo. It's *active* evil.
72.19/ This is a creepy dystopian window into the anti-women crusade of the religious right:
washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/11…
72.20/ This is pretty cool (h.t. @WholesomeMeme)
Alt: "Today's date is both a palindrome and an ambigram: you can read it from left to right or right to left, as well as upside down."
1202221 [works only in digital numerals] "Today's date is both ...
72.21/ Happy Birthday to all who celebrate!
72.22/ I totally agree: statistics over calculus. You should've seen me when my kids's HS Math teacher gave us the option of eschewing calc for stats. I played it cool, but I was turning cartwheels in my head.

72.23/ A cromulent alignment chart for how to spell #Hanukkah via @Yair_Rosenberg. We can quibble about the margins but the core is a consensus view, I'd say.

Lawful Good: Hanukkah Neutr...
72.24/ Candidates for best invention after sliced bread: (1) spellcheck, (2) seedless grapes, (3) seedless watermelon.

Yes, real ones are: (1) internet, (2) COVID vaccine, (3) air conditioning, etc. but I assume the original aphorism is meant to be ironic in its understatement.
72.25/ #HappyHanukkah everyone, may you light in time, have a easy, light Shabbas, and be safe and well.

#ShabbatShalom everyone.

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196.03/ #NachasAlert: My son has a big article (pages 4-6) in this week's Torah journal from his high school #Metzora-#HaGadol. Enjoy!
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195.02/ Happy #Eclipse2024 Day for all who celebrate. Here's an interesting article about the halakhic implications of an eclipse by Rabbi Dov Linzer:
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195.03/ #Eclipse2024 My extended family went to a place of 100% totality and took this picture a few minutes ago. For me its 90% and can't be photographed (which is one reason I said shehechiyanu). Not paskening for anyone else, but for me this is a religious experience. The total eclipse of April 8, 2024
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194.02/ #ChochmatNashim for #Shemini 5784.
@ChochmatNashim
Downloadable PDF with working links to Divrei Torah by Orthodox women scholars on the parsha and other topics of the week. #Shmini #HaChodesh
drive.google.com/file/d/1bFHTfW…
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193.02/ This is now my preferred pshat
193.03/ #NachasAlert: Final (so far) tally of times my son leyned Megillah seven times; 3 last night, four times today. Including once for a home-bound Shoah survivor. So proud.
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And, hey, it's working already!
"IDF says 650 terror operatives captured at Shifa..."
timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry…
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191.02/ Last #MotzeiShabbatMovieNight of the season. How to top last week, and with a movie my youngest hasn't seen yet? "Fletch (1985)" en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fletch_(f…
191.03/ I agree with Prof. Simkovich, re: the Oscar guy.

Also, I see people wrestling to make sense of his convoluted phrasing, but I'm not inclined to give the benefit of the doubt to a declaration that inherently refuses to give others the same benefit.
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