Deepest condolences to the Oxford High School shooter, who is doomed to be demonized by the Deep State gun-grabbing media for protecting his stuff from rioters & looters who were surely no angels
This high school student was a proud patriot who was entitled to carry a gun everywhere, and who are we to judge him for protecting himself when he was attacked by other students trying to go about their day without getting shot by a proud patriot with a gun
I implore our nation’s NRA-sponsored Congressmen to offer this proud Oxford High School marksman an internship at the earliest possible opportunity, as he will be a valuable asset to Team MAGA
“It’s true”, said witnesses, “I heard one of the victims say something bad about the police.” Surely that means this proud patriot with a gun was justified in doing what needed to be done to protect our boys in blue
Let us prepare for six months of intense focus on the actions and psychological mindset of the shooter just before he used his gun, while completely neglecting the prople he killed who cannot defend themselves for obvious reasons

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The Republicans will never, ever, ever, ever, EVER let us deprive them of their precious Whataboutism amulet.
D: Donald Trump was on Epstein’s plane

R: SO WAS BILL CLINTON!

D: Fine; prosecute them both

R: I SAID, SO WAS BILL CLINTON

D: Yes

R: PERHAPS YOU DID NOT HEAR ME

D: Both Trump and Clinton must be held accountable

R: CLINTON CLINTON CLINTON!

D: I sense a pattern here
R: Why don’t we just investigate Bill Clinton and see how that goes

D: No good reason to do that without also investigating Trump

R: AHA! I KNEW YOU WANTED TO PROTECT CLINTON!

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R: HYPOCRITES!!!
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If we can prove Trump was directly responsible for January 6, would anything happen to him?

No. There are enough Republicans in power to dismiss any evidence that a reasonable person would acknowledge as “proof”.

Evidence without power is worthless.
It is all but impossible for Democrats to command more than a slim majority in Congress & the Senate.

Democrats refuse to fight dirty. They often refuse to fight at all. There is no believable scenario where our elected Democrats will risk civil war to bring Trump to justice.
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A COUNTERARGUMENT TO THE CONVENTIONAL WISDOM

The GOP will not be campaigning on “Democrats didn’t cure the Coronavirus” in 2022.

They never cared about COVID. They still barely acknowledge it.

No, what bothers them are the restrictions, the lockdowns, & the vaccine mandates.
There is still no real GOP plan to eradicate COVID.

But their plan to eradicate everything else remains crystal clear.

“Democrats hate your freedom! We will restore freedom (by eliminating vaccine mandates & social restrictions… and basically pretending COVID never happened).”
“Aren’t you tired of nanny-state Democrats trying to stop something that was impossible to stop in the first place? Like the Coronavirus, or global warming, or the police murdering unarmed black men? Well, then tell those do-gooders to take a hike, & let nature take its course!”
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There were other laws broken, which the judge decided to unilaterally dismiss so as not to distract from the central issue of whether Killing Two People Is Okay.

Many other judges would not have let these things slide. But Judge Schroeder knew the result he wanted.
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