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Dec 2, 2021 10 tweets 2 min read Read on X
yall ready for my Conservative Case for Abortion
so heres the deal
if abortions are prohibited women will take way more birth control. absolute mountains of it. double doses just to be sure.

as we all know the actual cause of female masculization and neuroticism in this country is broad use of hormonal birth control
"i dont believe you"

look buddy my wife has discussed this issue at length
in any case the way to RETVRN to traditional gender mores is to ban or discourage the use of nonlocal birth control, which in turn will lead women to continue wanting babies and the bottom will fall out of the market for abortion without all this political fuss
"capture the supreme court" you blind fools. you should have captured the FDA instead
a FURTHER issue is that banning abortion --> massive uptick of birth control use is that the resulting estrogen shortages will lead to fewer MtF transitions, disrupting the well-established transwoman to NRx pipeline that supplies the brain trust of modern conservative thought
anyway i think ive made my point. and maybe ive ruffled some feathers here. who knows! what i DO know is that all the guys who might be mad about this thread are also marinating in xenoestrogens and so unlikely to pose a threat to me, so i tweet with confidence. the end

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Jul 10
i'm watching the grok4 launch and the production values are terrible

slides are worse than i'd create after getting roped into a presentation with 1h notice

you can tell the engineers made them themselves Image
elon predicting the model will discover new physics within two years. "let that sink in." a long silence. one engineer laughs awkwardly
i want to be clear i love all of you guys at xAI and i want only the best for you
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in any sociopolitical system, the degree to and the manner in which power is centralized may be characterized by the structure of patronage networks

these structures are often more revealing about the nature of government than its nominal type

for example
the "kingdom" of france continued continuously for about a millennium depending on how you measure it

but its actual government varied widely

most notably, it transitioned from feudalism to absolute monarchy that occurred under richelieu and at versailles
this transition, made possible first by military developments and the rise of the bourgeoisie, represented a rising king (patron of the bourgeois) among other things destroying the patronage networks of feudal lords and reallocating their clients to himself via state organs
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i get it now, this is legit. reddit objects are objects recommended to _entry-level enthusiasts_ by topical subreddits because they work well to improve lives over baseline with a relatively low level of effort for a majority of cases

reddit objects are high ROI!

for example,
r/strength_training reddit object

yeah i know other forums came first but its quintessential

is it right everywhere? does everyone need to be doing squats all the time? does it ignore aesthetics?

who cares! way better than default gym behavior Image
another example. r/malefashionadvice reddit objects for casual and business dress

unfortunately yeah all are not what they used to be and yeah those jeans should be selvedge Image
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nearly broke a tooth eating a frozen pizza tonight

wonder how that got baked in Image
ive probably had several hundred frozen pizzas in my life so odds are its safe and economical to continue eating red baron pizzas at $5 a pop
this is good

im gonna mail it back and let them know their part went missing. im sure theyll be happy to be able to replace it
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they hate how little it takes for us to be happy
the women all want to kill her

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i think maybe the term of art for this is "pickme"? idk

shes minmaxxing and shamelessly trading off homosocial status for heterosexual appeal

my theory is that women who are mad about this arent wrong to be but the specific reason for their anger is that shes a gender traitor
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realistically there's no way to stop people from tacitly or explicitly allocating taxes and benefits on the basis of race and large portions of the country have interests in this happening or ideological commitments to doing so

this is just our life now
supreme court rulings arent gonna change anything, no one gives a shit about the law on principle and its easy to obfuscate discrimination to taste

any direct government enforcement will i expect inevitably be straightforwardly politically motivated
the norms to which new immigrants are assimilating and young natives inculcated are immensely ethnically charged without any public and common ideal of transcending race for an american identity, an identity which frankly doesnt even exist anymore
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