My girl had a very stressful week so I invited her over for a wkend treat.
I was shuttling from the kitchen to the bedroom. Those were the only two rooms I know😉. Served her breakfast in bed,she smiled,looked at me with a big smile on her angelic face &said, “husband material”☺️
Tobe, let me come and help in the kitchen. I be like, nope, remember I said I was gon treat you through the weekend.
Tobe, you want to kill me with food 😂😂😂

I be like that’s the plan 😂😂
When it was bed time, I took my brush and brushed my teeth, she saw me do that, immediately I was done she took the paste and went to brush too. I was just laughing 😂
Early in the morning I woke and took a sachet of water. Next thing I heard was Tobe, where is my own water ?😂😂
I said sorry ma 😂😂 and rushed to go get one for her 😂
I couldn’t even dress up without her hyping the hell out of me 😂😂

Ah ah, see fine boy. Oh my God. You are so handsome 😂😂😂 Guy forget you set.
Earlier today, I finished dressing, put a floral top and shorts, used my Nivea deodorant, sprayed my Escada perfume and hit a little De Boss perf on it to go get some stuffs for us and she be like, Tobe, you can’t kill me. What is wrong with you this girl 😂😂
I pecked her on her forehead and as I was about leaving, she be like, don’t make me miss you too much. I said, yes Ma, as I returned, she faked sleeping 😂😂😂 I was like what are you up to this girl. So I came and pecked her again on her forehead and she started smiling 😂😂
She was like I made her miss me too much so, I had to explain the delay 😂 when I showed her what I got for us, she was so happy, she was dancing, I had something to attend to so I wasn’t watching her dance and then she was like Tobe, I am dancing and you are not looking at me 😩
I said Ok, I am looking at you now, dance baby gal’m ☺️, she said she is now shy. She can’t dance again 😂😂😂
I had something I was writing, I made mistake and said, “oooh”, she was like what’s that, I said I made a writing error, she laughed and said what do I expect, that I am with a hot girl, so I should make plenty writing errors 😂😂
When it was time for me to see her off so she could take a ride to her place she didn’t even want to leave 😂😂😂
It was all fun and one of the most interesting weekends I ever had in a very long time.
All I can say is, get you a girl that loves you and speaks the same love language as you do. It would make a lot of things much easier for you.
Even as I refused her access to the kitchen as I didn’t want her to do anything, immediately I move to the kitchen she will sweep and arrange the room and make the bed. I move in and everywhere is beautiful and someone even much more beautiful is on the bed oh my gosh 😍

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