Fun fact: For the price of an X-Wing you can buy 2.5 TIE fighters.
And that's even before we get to maintenance overhead.
An A-Wing is about 3 TIEs.
Even a B-Wing (twenty year old tech at the time of New Hope) is equivalent to 2.2 TIE fighters.
And the reliability/maintenance overhead on those is HUGE.
This is before we get into working in astromech costs and pilot training costs.
Essentially, your logistics overhead on the Rebel fighter programme is fucking huge.
It's Tigers vs T34s.
Also, at some point we need to acknowledge that the Decisive Battle Doctrine of the Empire pretty much fucking worked twice against the rebellion.
The Rebellion went Jeune École and it was a bad choice. Junior Emo Space Wizard and friends saved them. Twice.
And sorry, but you can't plan your entire naval doctrinal strategy, complete with logistics chain, around the possibility that sad jedi boi is going to pull off a shot that target computers can't.
Or that a bunch of fucking teddy-bears will do over the Imperial Army.
At Yavin the Empire got space wizarded at their moment of triumph. At Hoth they kicked the shit out of the Rebellion. At Endor they successfully forced the inferior Rebel fleet to engage them, on their own terms.
And then the Imperial army got whupped by carebears and ruined it.
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NICOLA: Morning all! Ollie, why do you look like a sad puppy?
OLLIE: The Christmas party.
NICOLA: The 'business meeting'?
OLLIE: Um yeah. There's... video.
NICOLA: Shit. Does Malcolm know?
TERRI: It's in the papers.
NICOLA: SHIT
TUCKER <entering>: Ho FUCKING Ho everyone! /1
TUCKER: How are we today? Feeling festive? In the spirit?
NICOLA: Can we skip this bit please Malcolm?
TUCKER: Me? I'm great. I love this time of year, aye. Fucking infinite Wham fan me.
NICOLA: Malcolm I really am busy.
TUCKER: Oh aye? Lot's of meetings with Secret Santas?
NICOLA: It was a business meeting, Malcolm
TUCKER: Oh sure. Fucking business meeting
OLLIE: It's true. You can check in Outlook
GLENN: I said it was a bad idea
OLLIE: Oh fuck off Glenn
TUCKER: Business meeting. So if I ask Terri if there were minutes, she'll say yes?
TERRI: Um...
Kwasi Kwarteng glanced at Twitter. All across his timeline was that video. The one about the Christmas Party.
His phone went. Facebook video. He flicked it on.
It was Boris. He wasn't wearing any trousers. /1
"Chris!" BJ bumbled, flopping around in the wind. "How you bloody doing old chap."
"Feeling great, boss." Kwasi smiled. He'd long ago given up trying to get the Prime Minister to learn his actual name. Hell, maybe he WAS called Chris. Could the Prime Minister be wrong? No. Never
"Need you to do TV in the morning." Boris said, scratched himself and pausing to take in the odor.
"Anyway. Yes. TV. The morning. About the party. Didn't happen."
Out of the corner of his eye, Kwasi could see the video playing on his laptop. On it, Allegra Stratton was laughing
The Skeletor's Minions Problem (SMP) happens when you have an insecure populist narcissist in politics, or a productive narcissist in business, in charge of an organisation. But the org lacks:
1) Top level understanding of what happens on the ground 2) ANY senior staff pushback
If, as is alleged (with growing evidence), Boris Johnson specifically ordered the evacuation of animals from Afghanistan then there likely wasn't a moment where he thought people would miss out.
He thought that he could shout "do something about this!!" with no consequences.
What's beyond funny about the Uber case is that they brought it on themselves.
If they hadn't been so high on silicon valley bro-ness, and so ignorant of E&W Employment law, they'd have just chucked the drivers a few quid.
Instead they got themselves done by the duck test. 🦆
What's DOUBLY funny is not that Uber then accidentally set themselves up for the easiest tap in HMRC ever scored, but they lit a beacon to the rest of Europe on how to legislate for bad-faith disruptors.
Which is why the European Commission is wiring the duck test in there, too.
So Uber fucked their London ops. Opened themselves up to a massive RETROACTIVE and future VAT bill AND have probably screwed themselves in a bunch of other markets too.
All for the sake of lowballing a few drivers so their investee deck looked better.
My mum also used Star Wars AND Doctor Who to get me reading early.
I remember we had to do a reading test at school with an external assessor in (now) Year 6.
ASSESSOR: Want to pick a book off the shelf?
ME: Can I read my own? <pulls out Target novelisation of The Dæmons> 😆
My mum and dad also made me go to Cubs and Scouts every Friday, which eventually I came to enjoy a lot and taught me to be more confident and build up practical skills.
So I'm with @S_Mittermeier. Accept that kids can enjoy varied things and they can ALL develop them, with care.