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7 Dec, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Ok my piano is f*cked and I’m officially pissed 🤬ff
(Universe not like now would be a good time for karma but it certainly would be)
I'll get my revenge by inflicting one of my compositions on you
(I'm not playing, the computer is playing)
(May require more than 10 fingers)
soundcloud.com/user-437400219…
Hey UK
This is for you, stuck in your hellish alternative reality time loop where everything is officially fine tho it doesn't exactly feel like it
soundcloud.com/user-437400219…
Allez ce sera tout pour ce soir
Un peu de douceur dans un monde de brutes -enfin, entre autres choses...
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9 Dec
This is happening in France right now *with* mitigations (class bubbles, manual ventilation and masks)
Cases in all classes closing one after another -starting from the unmasked classes, spreading through family contagion
I’d say without air purifiers it’s a lost battle
It hasn’t for months, even when there were Covid cases among the teachers or some pupils (I should know two if them were mine after Covid Xmas at Dad’s).
Not sure if it’s the cold/less ventilation or a more contagious variant but it ripped through the whole school unhindered
Would be comforting to think it is omicron/more transmissible variant -but it's only starting isn't it?
And seems to be able to reinfect people vaccinated/infected by previous variants...
Kind of feels like 2022 is setting ready to compete with 2021&2021 for "crappier year ever"
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7 Dec
Yeah not like it could mutate or something
(BTW how did it appear already?)
Paging @DPJHodges
"Hey how about letting the supermutating virus spread everywhere as if it was a protection or something?"
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6 Dec
Ready to eat salt and/or pepper
Learn Swedish
Preferably while getting a dietetic crash course on the side
(Whoever designed those lessons is trolling us -It has to be a subtle way to introduce us to Swedish humour 1.0.1)
"Jag tycker om olja"
Well it does go well with salt and pepper.
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4 Dec
Getting back to Twitter after a day of little sleep and hard work (oh wait -It's the other way around, but hey, still recovering from Covid edition II, OK?), I bumped into this
OMG
What had I done
(Warning: upcoming, long thread of questionable art)
First try with my name (my real/French name. Since most French people fail to get it, and English speaking people think I'm joking, I generally go by Haylee on this site).
So apparently, according to my name, I'm a boy 🤷‍♀️
(Guess the App doesn't know many French names)
Second try with a different style -That's pretty accurate I guess, if you look at the last fortnight.
Here I am trying to work with half my brain gone.
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2 Dec
Seventh time the ISP box lost the Internet connection this afternoon.
I’m not annoyed at all, after all I just need it to f*cking work
(Not like the power will be cut all morning tomorrow because there will be repairs except oh wait)
It’s cool I just love to work at night
Eight times now.
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2 Dec
@Le___Doc
Question 3e dose vaccin
J’ai eu le Covid à la mi-Novembre.
Je n’ai pas fait de test pendant j’étais malade (conduire c’était une mauvaise idée). Quand j’ai pu faire le test, alors que je commençais à aller mieux, il était négatif. c’est donc un Covid “officieux”.
Le test sérologique montre des anticorps au plafond : la pharmacienne me dit d’attendre pour le booster. Mon docteur me dit: pas de test +, pas de Covid (a priori on peut quantifier les anticorps mais sur ordonnance que j’ai pas.) Le centre de vaccination ne veut pas me prendre.
Bon du coup je fais quoi?
Pas de booster, pas de pass sanitaire.
Je dois pouvoir prendre rendez-vous pour la 3e dose si j’oublie de dire que j’ai été malade.
Mais il faut un délai, ou 3 semaines après infection c’est bon?
Help j’ai mal à la tête
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