Ready to eat salt and/or pepper
Learn Swedish
Preferably while getting a dietetic crash course on the side
(Whoever designed those lessons is trolling us -It has to be a subtle way to introduce us to Swedish humour 1.0.1)
"Jag tycker om olja"
Well it does go well with salt and pepper.
"Han dricker inte olja"
Yeah me neither
(Unless oil is a national dish?)

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4 Dec
Getting back to Twitter after a day of little sleep and hard work (oh wait -It's the other way around, but hey, still recovering from Covid edition II, OK?), I bumped into this
OMG
What had I done
(Warning: upcoming, long thread of questionable art)
First try with my name (my real/French name. Since most French people fail to get it, and English speaking people think I'm joking, I generally go by Haylee on this site).
So apparently, according to my name, I'm a boy 🤷‍♀️
(Guess the App doesn't know many French names)
Second try with a different style -That's pretty accurate I guess, if you look at the last fortnight.
Here I am trying to work with half my brain gone.
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2 Dec
Seventh time the ISP box lost the Internet connection this afternoon.
I’m not annoyed at all, after all I just need it to f*cking work
(Not like the power will be cut all morning tomorrow because there will be repairs except oh wait)
It’s cool I just love to work at night
Eight times now.
Read 5 tweets
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@Le___Doc
Question 3e dose vaccin
J’ai eu le Covid à la mi-Novembre.
Je n’ai pas fait de test pendant j’étais malade (conduire c’était une mauvaise idée). Quand j’ai pu faire le test, alors que je commençais à aller mieux, il était négatif. c’est donc un Covid “officieux”.
Le test sérologique montre des anticorps au plafond : la pharmacienne me dit d’attendre pour le booster. Mon docteur me dit: pas de test +, pas de Covid (a priori on peut quantifier les anticorps mais sur ordonnance que j’ai pas.) Le centre de vaccination ne veut pas me prendre.
Bon du coup je fais quoi?
Pas de booster, pas de pass sanitaire.
Je dois pouvoir prendre rendez-vous pour la 3e dose si j’oublie de dire que j’ai été malade.
Mais il faut un délai, ou 3 semaines après infection c’est bon?
Help j’ai mal à la tête
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30 Nov
"Although vaccines greatly reduce the rates of serious illness and death caused by COVID-19, they are not as effective at completely preventing the disease, and long COVID can arise even after a mild or asymptomatic coronavirus infection."
= We need to control the spread
An addendum on that based on my French covid-ridden village
The transmission hub is the school
After a closed class for a week returned on Friday, today we were told a new case has been spotted,.
The rules have changed.
(Wait for it)
Now a positive test in the class means all the kids have to get tested before to come back.
So my 5 year old will be tested tomorrow morning to get back to class in the afternoon if he’s negative.
But
Positive case was spotted today.
So he was probably infectious Tuesday.
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29 Nov
Bad news: There is still something weirdly wrong with my brain. Not only do I keep losing focus after some times, but when it happens it hurts (localised headache)
Good news: It's less worse when I work than when I play the piano. And it's linked to tiredness (fine at first).
I shouldn't complain that much as work is what I need to do (with frequent breaks like the one I am taking now).
And it's getting less worse and less worse: This morning I was fine.
I doubt it's long Covid. It was really bad for 10 days and keeps getting better.
Not sure what it is tho, so just in case I'll take an antibody test before to get my 3rd dose. My PCR was negative but maybe I took them too late (post-kid exposure, maybe I was sick before?)
It's a little weird, I just hope it'll get better.
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Me: Trying to work (Seriously I need the money I really need to work today -a lot)
My neighbour (That is, 10 meters from my window at most):
"Today is the day for sawing all my wood!"
It's been going on for two hours, I just can't anymore
Hey let's eat early today hoping neighbour will
1/ eat late
2/ take his time
I mean two weeks of Covid fog then when I finally feel able to focus for like hours in a row this 😩
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